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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4354 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
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