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BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Zombie Dances:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	9

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Emeralds Found:	8406	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!