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CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	9834	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2478	Farms Harvested:	550
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

MineCraic Central – where we redefine what ‘IT’ games really mean! #nostalgia #gamersunite #uniquefun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Animals Bred:	199
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	804213
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExPELledFORTniteCraft – Join this crazy Minecraft server for non-stop fun! #expelledagain #minecraftmadness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

So you know that one group of players who always seem to get banned from every Minecraft server because they’re just too wild and crazy? Well, guess what? They’ve found a new home on our server! Join us if you want to witness some truly epic and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the chaos – because let’s be honest, where else are you going to find a community this unhinged and hilarious?

Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!

PixelFlix: The Last Blockbuster Server – Anime Edition! #SciFiSnacks #MinecraftMania🕹️

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of searching for the last good science fiction anime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies! Join us and embark on epic quests to explore alien worlds, battle futuristic creatures, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Who needs anime when you can create your own action-packed adventures in Minecraft? So grab your space suit and laser blaster, because the galaxy is waiting for you!

SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can roleplay as a brother who went goth and now has some strange new feelings for his goth sister. Watch as they navigate their forbidden attraction while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Join us for a truly unique and slightly disturbing Minecraft experience!