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The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	278
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3661	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon who shoots fireballs made of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss battles, including a giant zombie made entirely of bubblegum and a spider queen who shoots laser beams from her eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life!

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

Article, CLICK BAIT, discrimination, fake news, False narrative, Genocide, internet culture, Isnt, media manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, not real, not real news, not victim, Propaganda, racism, real, showdown, snowflake, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Victim, Virgin, White, white genocide

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mines Excavated:	3696
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	854	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	150
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4374	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	139
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	3265	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	508
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6049	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	7598

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj