Not Real MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

Delusion, real, ILLUSION, Artificial, Deception

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

not real, NO WAY, Questionable, suspicious, doubt

Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyTales Minecraft Server

made up, artistic works, Fool, Fiction, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon who shoots fireballs made of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss battles, including a giant zombie made entirely of bubblegum and a spider queen who shoots laser beams from her eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life!

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Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

showdown, Genocide, Propaganda, False narrative, white genocide

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

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DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

not real, assets, 401k, savings, DollarlessCraft

Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

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HateCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ADMIN, idiots, favorite anime, LAUGH

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter and ridiculous shenanigans. We don’t take ourselves too seriously and we encourage all kinds of jokes and memes, no matter how lewd or inappropriate they may be.

Forget about boring rules and strict admins, on our server, anything goes! Want to discuss your favorite anime? We got you covered. Want to make jokes about characters with huge boobs? Go right ahead! We don’t judge, we just laugh.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join us in hacking into other servers and filling them with NNB hentai? It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, we’re all about having a good time and not taking things too seriously. Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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NTRcraft SMP – Netorare Adventures

Succubus dating guide, Booru Backup, smp, Bulls, love

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take cleaning to a whole new level with the Rimjob Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and the Wombs of the Gods archive – because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, here you can post your “loyal” waifu only to discover she’s not as loyal as you thought! Watch as your trust shatters and your waifu secretly hates you for being a cringy cuck. But don’t worry, the bulls are here to steal and impregnate your waifu while you watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!

As a bull, you get to tease cucks, steal their waifus, and make fun of them for being horny cumdumpsters. And for the waifus/avas out there, you can post and see if any bulls or cucks bite, ramble on about your love of big cocks, and contemplate cheating on your current partner. It’s a drama-filled adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So come join us on this insane journey through Minecraft, where cleaning takes on a whole new meaning. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy stories await you in the Rimjob Edition SMP!

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FunkySmellCraft SMP

favorite unusual scents, enjoyable funky smells, favorite funky smells, funky scents, funky smell

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only smell you’ll be sniffing is the sweet aroma of victory! Our server is so funky, even the creepers wear disco pants and breakdance before exploding. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to be crowned the Funkiest Player of them all. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and get ready to smell the fun!

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CreeperDareGoneWild

bold decisions, crazy stunts, challenge, thrill-seeking, unforgettable moments

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft dare? Join our server and prove your bravery by facing challenges that will make you question your sanity! From building a house on top of a floating lava pit to battling a horde of zombie chickens, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your survival skills). So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history!

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KirbyCraft: No Rules, Just Blocks!

weapon use restrictions, sanctions, Defense, SECURITY, Diplomacy

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, u won’t even believe the crazy shenanigans that go down in this place.

first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?

and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.

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