Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

DiscoCraft SMP – Memory Lane Minecraft SMP

deep story, detailed world-building, detective game, disco elysium, DiscoCraft, Gaming, immersive gameplay, indie game, Lane, long-lasting impact, memorable characters, Memory, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative driven, Nostalgia, open world, player choices, Psychological, role playing, RPG, smp, unforgettable journey, unique experience, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world so unforgettable, you’ll remember it like you played it yesterday…even if it was 5 years ago! Our server is so epic, it will etch itself into your memory like a traumatic childhood experience (but in a good way, we promise). Dive into our world and create memories that will last a lifetime…or at least until the next update wipes everything out. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community so legendary, it’ll make Disco Elysium look like a walk in the park (or a disco on the dance floor). Join now and prepare for an adventure that will leave you questioning reality itself…or at least questioning why you spent so many hours building a giant chicken statue.

MommaSaidNoButIDidItAnyway

advice needed, baby names, baby naming, Communication, conflicting opinions, Decision making, family dynamics, family ties, family traditions, future granddaughters, juliette, MommaSaidNoButIDidItAnyway, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s wishes, naming babies, personal choice, Pregnancy, respecting parents, twin girls, WIBTA

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	643929	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	804	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the drama is real and the stakes are high!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player named Julie comes along and tries to steal your loot. But wait, there’s more! Julie is actually the long-lost babysitter of your mother’s friend and she’s out for revenge! Can you handle the pressure and come out on top?

But that’s not all! We have a special feature where pregnant players can name their in-game babies after their favorite characters. Want to name your baby Juliette but your mom’s friend’s babysitter’s cousin’s dog is named Julie? No problem! We embrace the chaos and encourage you to name your virtual offspring whatever you want.

So come join our server for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and baby-naming shenanigans. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

WorldIsntAsItSeems – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, awakening, Awareness, critical thinking, Deception, discovery, doubt, epiphany, hidden truths, ILLUSION, Minecraft, paradigm shift., Perception, perspective, Questioning, Reality, realization, skepticism, smp, societal norms, Truth, world, WorldIsntAsItSeems

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Potions Brewed:	145	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Have you ever looked at a blocky pig and thought, “Hmm, something seems off here”? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where nothing is as it seems! Join us on a journey through a world filled with mystery, adventure, and probably a few too many creepers.

Our server is not your average Minecraft experience. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting world domination, chickens that can speak in binary code, and a dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Oh, and did we mention the llamas that run a black market trading operation?

So, if you’re tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers and are ready for a wild ride through a world that defies all logic, then join us! Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Steve’s arms are so disproportionately large.

BlockyTruths

BlockyTruths, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgement, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assurance, self-confirmation, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, self-verification

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be facing challenges like never before!

Join our server if you’ve recently accepted the truth that you are actually a secret ninja with the power to summon creepers with a flick of your wrist. Only on our server can you truly embrace your inner ninja and unleash chaos on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! If you’ve recently accepted the truth that you are actually a wizard in disguise, our server is the perfect place for you. Cast spells, brew potions, and wreak havoc on the land with your magical powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth about yourself that you never knew existed. Who knows, you may even uncover a hidden talent for building epic structures or taming dragons. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Weapon Quest

Armed Forces, Conflict, Continues, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Lift Restrictions, Military, military strategy, peace negotiations, POLITICAL CRISIS, president, Quest, SECURITY, Ukraine, urges, weapon, Weapons Use, West, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like zelenskiy in the kursk offensive but with pickaxes and swords instead of guns!!! we need all the help we can get to lift restrictions on weapons use and conquer the land!!! build your own base and defend it from enemies, or team up with other players to raid their bases and steal their diamonds!!! who needs guns when you have a diamond sword?? join now and be a part of the most intense battle for survival in minecraft history!!!

Veridax

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to Veridax, a vanilla+ SMP experience! Immerse yourself in a classic Minecraft world enhanced with carefully selected quality-of-life improvements that stay true to the vanilla essence. Join our thriving community where collaboration, trade, and epic adventures await. Veridax enhances world generation with Terralith, transforming the landscape into breathtaking, picturesque terrains.

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Melody smp

Adults, Anti-grief system, bedrock, Chest Shops, Christian-based, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Graves, Helpful videos, java, Jobs, Land Protection, Leaderboards, MCMMO, Modded, No Griefing, No hacking, No Stealing, Plugins, respectful, Silktouch Spawners, Sleep-most, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Melody smp is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Christian-based Minecraft Economy Survival server, which makes it one of a kind since there are not many Christian MC servers out there. This server is for adults. It has been modded and offers various plugins, including chest shops, leaderboards, sleep-most, graves, silktouch spawners, jobs, McMMO. The server also has an anti-grief system and offers helpful videos on how to protect your land. If you decide to join melody smp, please be respectful and remember that the server does not allow griefing, stealing, or hacking. Mainly focused on survival and we host events as well! (White listed Server)

Discord: https://discord.gg/gpJNmWuzXX

51.222.97.20:25570

Boundless Bliss: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Dig Forever!

application, Bliss, Boundless, Builds, Challenges, chat games, Crates, Dig, Discord, Experience, Generators, Minecraft, OneBlock, Plugins, quality of life, Quests, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Skyblock, Treefeller, Tweaks, Unique, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Check out the details below:

Server Features


Expansive Quality of Life plugin list

FAQs

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other!

What makes us Unique?

We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.
A few of these plugins include, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!

DisdainCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, awkward, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, disdain, DisdainCraft, emotion, eye contact, facial expression, glares, Minecraft, reaction, response, Server, Social Interaction, STARING, TENSE, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable silence, WOMAN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to deal with judgmental NPCs again! This server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow. Want to build a castle? Too bad, the llamas have already claimed that spot for their llama dance parties. But don’t worry, you can join in on the fun if you can out-dance a llama. So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to impress our llama overlords!

BrogrammerCraft SMP – Back in the Day when it was all White Men

BrogrammerCraft, CHANGE, Day, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in tech, equality, gender diversity, gender equality, gender imbalance, History, Inclusivity, Male Dominated, Men, Minority representation, progress, smp, social norms, Software (Industry), tech industry, Technology, White, white men, women in tech, workplace culture

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the software industry is ruled by a group of eccentric llamas who have mastered the art of coding with their hooves! Forget about boring old white men, these llamas are taking over and they need your help to build their llama empire in the digital realm.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?

With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!

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