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SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Emeralds Found:	7750
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	4735	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

CoolFandomsCraft

coolest fanbases, CoolFandomsCraft, dedicated fans, fan appreciation, fan community, fan culture, fan love, fan loyalty, fan pride, fan support, fan unity, Fandom, loyal fans, non-toxic fans, passionate fans, Positive community, positive fan culture, positive fanbase, positive fandom, Supportive fans, toxic fanbases

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crops Grown:	7008	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

alcohol consumption, alcohol policy, alcohol testing, ArgenCraft, argentina, breathalyzer test, diplomatic clash, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign affairs, government protocol, international diplomacy, international relations, legal consequences, legal implications, political tensions, RusBlock, russia

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BOOM, a breathalyzer test appears out of nowhere. And guess what? It leads to a full-on diplomatic clash between Argentina and Russia! Like, how crazy is that?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and even have a pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. Plus, every time you log on, a random celebrity will join the server and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you imagine Beyonce doing the floss dance in Minecraft? Because it totally happens here.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving? Yeah, they’re the ones who keep everything running smoothly and make sure that the server is always full of surprises.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a sugar rush, then you definitely need to join us. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, 100s of cosmetics, activities, airdrops, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Decent Amount of Players Now, Easy Progression, Fishing, Guards, Koth, modern gameplay, og, old school, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Server Information:

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

-Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
-Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
-Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
-Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
-Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
-So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, celebration, cheerful, christmas, Daily Bust a Groove thread, family, Festive, Friends, Gifts, GrooveCraft, Happiness, holiday, joy, kiss, love, Memories, Mistletoe, romance, Server, sharing, special moment, tradition, V, Winter

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lololol i hope u didnt kiss a creeper instead xD

Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!

We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments 😉

Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.

Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, alter ego, bizarre situations, case of mistaken identity, confusion, doppelganger, double life, Epic, Furrnettes, identity crisis, jim, Jim Furrnette, lookalike, Minecraft, mistaken for a celebrity, mistaken for a famous person, mistaken for someone else, mistaken identity, mixed up, peculiar occurrences, secret identity, smp, strange coincidences, surreal experiences, twin stranger, unexpected encounters

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say hello to Jim Furrnette! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer, who can communicate with sheep using only interpretive dance. And don’t forget about Sally the Spider Tamer, who rides around on a giant spider named Fluffy.

So what are you waiting for? Join Jim Furrnette today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the villagers declare war on the zombies. It’s a crazy ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in Jim Furrnette!

EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

ceaseless controversy, continuous debate, endless disagreement, eternal argument, eternal dispute, EternalDebate, everlasting discussion, infinite argument, Minecraft, never resolved conflict, never settled dispute, never-ending debate, never-ending disagreement, never-ending discussion, ongoing argument, ongoing controversy, perpetual argument, perpetual dispute, persistent quarrel, smp, timeless debate, timeless quarrel, unending debate

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	89320
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. It’s a total vibe, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.

And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BelieveMeOrRage

anger management, Assertiveness, BelieveMeOrRage, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, disbelief, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, Frustration, mindfulness, patience, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Stress Management, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with non-believers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to believe every word you say, no matter how outrageous! Want to claim you can fly in real life? Go ahead, we’ve got your back. Claim you have a pet dragon that breathes fire? We’ll believe you and even help you build a stable for it. Join our server and never worry about being doubted again!

BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft

Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, cleanup efforts, coastal communities, conservation, crisis management., Disaster, emergency declaration, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, federal emergency, Government, international response, marine life, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spill, Pollution, russia, SpillCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we spill oil in the black sea just for funsies!! russia is like “oh noes we need federal emergency” but we’re like “lol who cares let’s keep spilling that oil!!” join us for a wild time of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast!! plus, we have free cookies for all players who help us pollute the environment even more. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!!