2024 Best not measuring up New Minecraft Servers

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

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CraftyCrafterz

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Do you wish you had started playing on our Minecraft server earlier in life? Well, you’re in luck because we have a time machine plugin that lets you go back in time and start playing on our server before you were even born! Imagine all the diamonds you could have mined and all the creepers you could have blown up if only you had joined sooner!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a giant chicken, or build a castle made entirely out of cake blocks! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player here (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best blocky life!

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RedstoneRulers Minecraft Server

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so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat biden and lula are like, total bffs and dey want u to come play on dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity. dey were playin on it da other day and dey were like, “omg dis server is so lit, we gotta tell everyone to join.” so now dey’re like, urging venezuelan authorities to release detailed presidential election voting data so dat more people can join dis epic server. like, if u don’t join, u’re missing out on all da fun and craziness. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

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HezbollahHQ_GoneBoom

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BLOWIN UP BEIRUT LIKE IDF STYLE. WE KILLED DAT HEZBOLLAH DUDE RESPONSIBLE FOR DA MAJDAL SHAMS STRIKE. COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHO ELSE WE CAN TAKE DOWN IN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD. EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY! LET’S BLOW SOME SH*T UP TOGETHER!

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FirstCraftersUnited

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people who are probs descendants of only firstborns. Like, they got special powers or somethin, man. Imagine playin with someone who can summon a dragon just by sneezin, lmao.

Also, we got a secret underground club where pigs wear top hats and dance to dubstep. It’s like a whole new world down there, fam. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we got. Those llamas are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, I swear.

Oh, and did I mention we have a floating island made entirely of cake? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like Willy Wonka’s wet dream up in here. So, what are you waitin for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

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Elemental SMP: Where surviving Creeper explosions is just a part of our friendly community!

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About Us

We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our smp with “Better MC 4” (could change) with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to way in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.

When do we launch?

We intend to launch after we reach our goal of pre whitelisted players, to ensure we will have a strong community from the jump. We welcome you to get whitelisted early and get to know your fellow community members as well as take part in formative polls and discussions that will shape the future of our world.

Our Team

Our system admin team is well versed in Minecraft development and currently hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. We have plenty of experience and are here to ensure that playing elemental is a smooth and enjoyable experience. We will assist you at every step and never lead you astray. Along with our development experience we also have vast knowledge of community building and creating long lasting communities. This means we will not just wash away, we are here to stay.

(Get whitelisted today!)

Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw

Modpack – BMC4 (could change)

Status – Pre access whitelist

CORE – Forge

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server modpack?	The server modpack is BMC4 (could change).
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity.
When will the server launch?	The server will launch after reaching the goal of pre whitelisted players.
How can I get whitelisted?	You can get whitelisted by joining the Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a fully functioning economy on the server?	Yes, there will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up.

FearNot Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of constantly living in fear of dying in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server where death is just a myth! Our players have discovered the secret to immortality – all you have to do is dance the Macarena while fighting off creepers and you’ll never die again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll have unlimited riches for the rest of your days.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon? Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and earn exclusive rewards for showing off your best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, on our server, death is so last season!

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BrasilCraft SMP: Meanwhile, in Blocksville

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is filled with majestic structures and bustling villages. Join us and become a part of this thriving community where you can build, explore, and conquer!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of diamond-clad skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the riches for yourself?

Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden apples as they go. Who needs a horse when you can ride a majestic, bacon-filled steed?

Join us on this wild adventure and see for yourself the wonders that await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re quite the dapper explosive experts.

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MineCraftyTunes SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only music you hear is the sound of zombies groaning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all music lovers!

Join us and jam out to your favorite tunes while building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Our server is like a music festival meets a battle royale, with epic concerts happening every night and crazy PvP battles to keep you on your toes.

So if you’re ready to rock out and have a blast in the world of Minecraft, come join us and show off your music knowledge while dominating the competition!

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CraftyCovidCraze

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Are you tired of spending your days stuck at home during the pandemic, dreaming of a world where you can escape to a magical land filled with adventure and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and endless Netflix binges. Instead, embark on epic quests, build towering castles, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends by your side. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in a world where the only limits are your imagination?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the Covid years be nothing but a distant memory as you dive headfirst into a world of endless fun and excitement!

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CannyCraft: Uncanny Fun!

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further, cuz our server is like a magical wonderland of insanity and awesomeness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats start dancing around you, singing “I Will Survive.” And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where everything is made of candy and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a gang of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords to get to it.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, uncanny is not the opposite of canny. So, like, don’t be canny and miss out on all the fun!

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