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Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

Anime, Archive, Blue, blue archive, character design, cute, Fun, japanese animation, Kawaii, looks like a wuss, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, not manly, Otaku, role playing, School, Sensei, skinny, strategy, STUDENT, Teacher, unthreatening, video game, will never have sex

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	4370	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1716
Void Armor Forged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	4805	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

CircusCraft: Family Edition

#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5669	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.

GeneticLotteryWinLose

biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	8584

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.

TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	8691	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	17

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

PixelRobbery: BlurryBandits

BlurryBandits, CCTV, crime, criminal, criminal justice, Evidence, footage, Identification, identified, investigation, law enforcement, low quality., PixelRobbery, Police, quickly, robbery, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspect identification, suspects, Technology, video analysis

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can rob other players and get away with it? well, u found the right place! our server is so chaotic that even the cops can’t catch u! we have top-notch security cameras that only show blurry footage so u can easily get away with ur crimes. join now and become the ultimate master thief in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hide all ur stolen diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret joining this server, unless u get caught by the pixelated police, of course.

JudgementCraft: Don’t Judge a Block by its Cover

appearance bias, appearance judgments, Appearances, BLOCK, brain activity, brain regions, Cognitive science, cover, dont, facial judgements, facial perception, facial recognition, facial trust, Human Behavior, judge, judgement, JudgementCraft, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, social cognition, social judgements, social reasoning, societal norms, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

lol you ever wonder why we judge people based on how they look? well, on this server, we don’t judge! we embrace all faces, even the ones that look like they were built in minecraft! researchers have found that our brains are wired to make judgements based on appearances, but not here! on our server, we only judge based on how epic your builds are! so come join us and show off your blocky beauty! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Ruby Tuesday: Where Villagers Have Fancy Taste in Modded Civilization

ADMIN, ant mobs, bedrock, better minecraft mod, Civilization, Creative mode, Dev, Disaster Dimension, Fancy, Forge, GOD, Hacks, INFORMATION, java, kernel panic, lag machine, macbook air, macOS Sonoma, Minecraft, Modded, Netherite portal, OWNER, restart, ruby, rules, Server, SERVER HOST, simulation, survival mode, Taste, Tnt, Trees, TUESDAY, villagers, Wrath

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Civilization of the Rubies Minecraft Server

Server Name	Civilization of the Rubies
Server Type	Minecraft
Rules	NO LAG MACHINES NO HACK CLIENTS Self-hosted server Admin player: Dev Avoid Disaster Dimension portal Encouraged to build civilization Install Better Minecraft mod (Forge 1.20.1)
Server IP	shard-7924.ownserver.kumassy.com:14164
Mod Link	https://github.com/PearComputer/pastaOS-Resources/raw/main/bettermc-1.20.1-forge.jar

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the goal of the Civilization of the Rubies server?

A: The goal is to simulate civilization. Players can decide how to shape the civilization on the server.

Q: Who is the admin of the server?

A: The admin and owner of the server is the player named Dev.

Q: Are lag machines allowed on the server?

A: No, the use of lag machines is prohibited and may result in consequences.

Q: Can players use hack clients on the server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed and may result in consequences.

Q: Is there a specific mod required to play on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to install the Better Minecraft mod for Forge 1.20.1.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

American, area codes, Calling, Canada, Canadian, Communication, country codes, cross-border calls, dialing, international calls, long distance, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, phone calls, phone country code, phone etiquette, phone numbers, phone systems, phone verification, Server, telecommunication, US

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	6110
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!