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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ores Mined:	7734	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Towns Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9434	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, cells, comfort, Community, decor, ETERNAL, Identity, incel, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, organization, personal space, privacy, Realms, Reflection, relationships, room, SECURITY, self-image, Social

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Bro, forget about my room, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found!

Join this server if you want to escape the boring reality of your room and dive into a virtual world where you can build your own crazy creations.

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all the cool kids.

You’ll never want to leave once you see the rainbow-colored sheep and the giant floating tacos.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!