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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Anarchic, Auto-mine, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, FunyMine, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

The owner of the server “FunyMine – Anarchic” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Abode Minecraft Server

abode, adulting, age, blocky, cultural norms, Decision making, family dynamics, financial independence, home life, Household, independent living, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, multi-generational living, on your own, personal space, roommates, Server, societal expectations, with parents, young adults

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	107
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew? Are you ready to break free from the shackles of adulthood and embrace your inner block-building warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles, and engage in intense battles with other players. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax in our virtual hot tubs or take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests.

And hey, who needs to move out when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild!

Minecraft SMP: Fight Club /mcfc/

arcade mode, Characters, club, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, FGG, Fight, fighting game genre, fighting games, gameplay, Gaming, general, MCFC, Mechanics, Minecraft, online play, pastebin, smp, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, video games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They were busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned player jealous. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of singing wolves. And if you manage to defeat them in a karaoke battle, the pickaxes are yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the vacation vibes you’ve been dreaming of? Look no further! Our server is like a tropical getaway for your pixelated self.

Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?

Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

NoSleepCraft – Stay up all night, craft all day!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Have you ever stayed up for so long that you started seeing creepers in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to push their limits and see just how long they can go without sleep! Join us for epic all-night gaming sessions where you’ll battle mobs, build epic structures, and maybe even hallucinate a little (in a totally fun way, of course). Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle in the virtual world? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate sleepless Minecraft marathon!

BlockyBlitz: Hezbollah’s Revenge

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8177	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ores Mined:	3350
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where we pretend to be Nasrallah and hit Tel Aviv? Belgium is protesting and calling on Hezbollah to attack Israel, but we’re just here building epic bases and battling mobs. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual mayhem in this insane server? Come on, let’s blow stuff up together!

Fanfiction Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, crossover, Cruelty, Dark, death, emotional, euthanized, fanfiction, Fiction, History, Humanity, Karasu, Manipulation, Minecraft, Murders, Psychological, sailor moon, Server, storytelling, Tragedy, Usagi Tsukino, yu yu hakusho

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1246	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

Computer Hardware, computer literacy, computer maintenance, computer proficiency, computer repair, Computer skills, computer software, Driver, gtclick, Gui, hardware knowledge, hardware replacement, IT Support, Master, Mechanic, Minecraft, problem diagnosis, smp, software compatibility, software understanding, technical expertise, technical skills, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

adam mckay, awkward, blended family, BlendedCraft, Brennans, classic comedy, comedy, dale, family, First Meeting, Funny Moments, humor, John C. Reilly, Meet, movie quotes, new siblings, Ridiculous, Rivalry, silly, slapstick, step-siblings meeting, stepbrothers, stepfamily, will ferrell

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!