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MinecraftMingle: Where even Steve found love faster than you

after 23 years, DUMPED, Faster, got gf, got pumped x7, leaves me, love, MinecraftMingle, not going back, she meets chad, steve, what was the point

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Tired of getting cucked by Chad? Join our Minecraft server and build your own harem of pixelated waifus who will never leave you for a block-headed stud. Our server is filled with players who have been through heartbreak and betrayal, but have found solace in the virtual world of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend on our server – so start digging and find your true love (or at least some shiny rocks)! Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this world, you’re the one who holds the pickaxe.

PollutionCraft: Offshore Spike

environmental impact, gas platforms, hydrocarbons, north sea, North Sea oil, off-shore sites, Offshore, oil and gas extraction, Pollutants, Pollution, pollution concentration, pollution control, pollution distance, pollution effects, pollution increase, pollution levels, pollution management, pollution prevention, pollution sources, PollutionCraft, spike

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server cuz it’s like diving into a sea of oil and gas but without the pollution, just pure fun! We make pollution spike by 10,000% within half a kilometer around our off-shore sites, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no harm done!

Pollutants like hydrocarbons are up to 10,613% higher within 500 m of our platforms, making it the perfect place for all you pollution-loving players out there! Swim through our pixelated oil spills and bask in the glow of our virtual pollution, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Join us now and see for yourself the crazy world of pollution and fun we have waiting for you! Who needs clean air and water when you can have a Minecraft server like ours, right?! Let’s get polluting, I mean crafting, together!

EstellaMC

Adventure, Community, Discord, Enjoyable, EstellaMC, expand, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Meeting, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Objective, Prosper, Server, Space, Survival, Towny, Unique, Updates

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Zombie Dances:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1449
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

EstellaMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Towny and will expand into more as time passes. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our discord to be updated and meet the community!

play.estellamc.net

Crowny

Adventure, BeginnerFriendly, BUILD, Clan, Community, Creative, Crowny, Environment, experienced player, Explore, Friendly, Fun, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new player, Roleplaying, Safe, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	129	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Potions Brewed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

At Crowny, we believe in creating a safe and inclusive environment for everyone. Whether you’re an experienced player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place where you can build 🏡, explore 🗺️, and thrive at your own pace. 🌟

crowny.net

Manchild’s Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, cartoons, Characters, CRUSHES, EXCITEMENT, FANBOY, Fandom, FANTASY, fictional, geek, Girls, manchild, Manchilds, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, Obsession, Otaku, Server, Virgin, waifus, weeb

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of being the only virgin manchild in your group of friends who still gets excited over anime girls? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll fit right in! We have a whole community of fellow manchildren who share your love for waifus and will never judge you for it.

Join us for epic anime-themed building competitions, where you can show off your mad building skills and win fabulous prizes like body pillows and ramen noodles. And don’t worry about being judged for your love of anime, because on our server, we embrace it with open arms (and body pillows).

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like “Minecraft Speed Dating,” where you can find your perfect 2D waifu or husbando. Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual one with your favorite anime character?

So come join us on our server and let your inner virgin manchild shine bright like a diamond in the rough!

TheDebateEnder Minecraft SMP

Argument, battle, Competition, Conclusion, controversy, debate, Dispute, End.., final decision, Game, Gaming, Minecraft, op, resolution, SETTLE, showdown, smp, TheDebateEnder, Time, Victory, video game, winner

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about who was the most overpowered player in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to settle the score once and for all! Join us and show off your insane skills that will make everyone else bow down in awe. Whether you’re a master builder or a PvP god, this server is the ultimate battleground for proving your dominance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world why you’re the true MVP of Minecraft!

GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills

agreements, bills, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Expectations, finances, financial problems, GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills, Job, joint account, long distance, Mismanagement, money management, Principles, relationships, responsibilities, savings, sharing, vacation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values commitment and sticking to agreements? Look no further than our server! Just like bills don’t vanish while you’re on vacation, our rules and regulations don’t disappear either. Join us for some blocky fun and learn the importance of honoring commitments, just like in this wild story of financial woes and relationship drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar situation with your in-game partner – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join now and let the craziness begin!

CelebCrushSMP

CelebCrushSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity obsession, Crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, guilty pleasure, hidden crush, Hollywood crush, lesser-known celebrity, lesser-known star, movie star crush, Obscure, Obscure celebrity crush, pop culture crush, secret crush, TV star crush, unconventional crush, underrated actor, underrated actress

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Buildings Constructed:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your obscure celebrity crush! We’ve got a whole section dedicated to building shrines to your favorite D-list star, complete with pixelated posters and redstone heart decorations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Obscure Celebrity Hunger Games,” where players compete to see who can survive the longest while being chased by mobs dressed up as their celebrity crush. Will you be able to outwit and outlast the competition while dodging paparazzi skeletons and rabid fangirl zombies?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a diamond sword in a dungeon chest.

WallstreetCraft

compliance issues, corporate greed, Corruption, finance, financial industry, Financial Misconduct, financial regulations, financial scandals, Hedge Funds, insider trading, Investment Banking, market abuse, market manipulation, regulatory violations, securities fraud, stock market, unethical behavior, unethical practices, wall street, WallstreetCraft, white collar crime

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2316	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySemiteFun

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-semitism, antisemitism, CraftySemiteFun, discrimination, Europe, extremism, France, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, religious persecution, rising trend, Social Issues, SPCJ report, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness! our server is so crazy, it’ll make the antisemitism in France look like a tea party! with over 100 incidents of pure insanity happening every month, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!

OxyCraft: Blowout Challenge

blowing out candles, blowout, candle blowing, candle challenge, candle experiment, candle experiment with oxygen, candle extinguishing, candle magic, candle science, candle trick, carbon dioxide levels, challenge, difficulty breathing, gas exchange, lung capacity, lung function, Oxycraft, oxygen levels, oxygen vs carbon dioxide, respiratory gases, respiratory health, respiratory physiology, respiratory system

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we breathe oxygen and not carbon dioxide cuz why not? imagine tryna blow out a candle and u just can’t cuz u breathing the good stuff. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers are afraid of their own shadows. come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s a party up in here!