NOT EVEN A SCRATCH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Scratchless Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mines Excavated:	3058	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.

So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain Minecraft SMP

acceptance, again.., Breakup, Closure, closure achieved, emotional, ending, FINAL, Goodbye, HEARTBREAK, Hope, it’s over, ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Ready, real, relationship, smp, this time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly.

AdoptCraft Minecraft Server

AdoptCraft, adoption, adoption celebration, adoption process, baby shower, baby shower for adoption, Communication, Conflict, divorce threat, emotions, family, Gender Reveal, gender reveal for adopted baby, gender reveal for adopted child, gender reveal party, infertility, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sensitive topic, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Babysitting, blended family, BlendedBabysitterBrawl, Communication Issues, family bonding, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support group, Family Therapy, family unity, half siblings, parenting, sibling rivalry, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Votes:	1011
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Buildings Constructed:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	148
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5497	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	113
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	3217	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	205	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!