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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6498 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3627 |
Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.