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Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	9553	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	212	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!

MicroRNA Masters: Ambros & Ruvkun

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we award players with the prestigious Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 2024 for discovering microRNAs and their role in gene regulation.

Join us and become a Minecraft scientist like Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun, uncovering the secrets of gene activity and regulation in a blocky world.

Discover new dimensions of gene regulation just like microRNAs, and show off your skills in developing different cell types in Minecraft.

Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to understanding how organisms develop and function? Join our server and embark on a wild journey of discovery and creativity!

Survive out there, but watch out for those sneaky vanilla ice cream bandits on Survival Horizons SMP 1.21.1!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Survival Horizons Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply enter the Server IP: mc.survivalhorizons.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any banned items or activities on the server?

Yes, cheating or exploiting in any form is strictly prohibited. Make sure to abide by the server rules to avoid any bans.

3. Can I create my own plugins or mods for the server?

While personal mods are allowed, be sure to follow the server rules and guidelines when creating and using them.

4. How can I report an issue or a player on the server?

You can report any issues or players by contacting the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

CraftySpy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	New Chunks Explored:	166871
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Crops Grown:	2506

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing and having a blast? Look no further than our server, where you can choose to join either GDI or NOD and battle it out in epic Minecraft wars!

Join GDI and fight for peace and order in the Minecraft world, or join NOD and embrace chaos and destruction. But be warned, the NOD players have been known to ride creepers into battle while wearing nothing but diamond helmets!

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon racing competition, where players ride on the backs of Enderdragons through obstacle courses and try to avoid getting knocked off by flying pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who roam the land spreading joy and colorful wool wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Red Eagle Politics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	535
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest political debates you’ve ever seen! Our based mulatto leader keeps things entertaining with his informative videos that are straight to the point and full of no BS. Who knew politics could be so fun in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next election gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear while ruling over the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy adventure!

EvilPixelPlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever met someone who, in your eyes, was a truly evil person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a player who goes by the name of “The Creeper King.” Legend has it that he once blew up an entire village just for fun, laughing maniacally as he watched the villagers run for their lives. But fear not, for on our server, you have the chance to team up with other players and take down this dastardly villain once and for all. Join us if you dare, and let the battle against evil begin!