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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7972 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4958 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!
