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MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

combination, controversial, Culinary, debate, DIVISIVE, flavor, Food, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Pineapple, PineapplePizzaDebate, pizza, Popular, Preferences, preferences on pizza, Savory, smp, SWEET, Taste, toppings, unpopular

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, Truth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6734	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

#sustainability, argentina, Bitcoin Mining, BitCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, Crisis, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, electronic waste, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy consumption comparison, energy efficiency, environmental impact, global warming, Laptops, material consumption, renewable energy, resource depletion, sustainable technology, technology industry, UN report

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Potions Brewed:	169
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Crops Grown:	6541	Magic Crystals Found:	17

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	8273	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

Asia, comparison, Cross-cultural, Differences, Diversity, eastern europe, European culture, EVRONIPPON, evropa, Exploration, Fusion, Global, International, Japan, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Modernization, polska, Server, Similarities, tradition, travel, Unique

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	6897	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mines Excavated:	1963	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server

birthing, birthing partner, boundary setting, Buddies, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Generational conflict, Grief, intergenerational misunderstandings, Minecraft, mother’s death, parental cheating, parental expectations, personal boundaries, Server, sibling rivalry, stepmother issues, support during pregnancy, teenage struggles

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2219	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!