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MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Star Shards Collected:	110	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1610	Dragon Eggs Found:	8965
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Animals Bred:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1022	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	147
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!