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NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Votes:	9769	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

bizarre food, culinary adventures, culinary curiosities, culinary experiments, Eats, exotic cuisine, food combination, fusion food, gourmet delights, odd flavors, offbeat dishes, palate surprises, quirky eats, smp, strange eats, surprising flavors, taste sensations, TastyTrio, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, unusual combinations, unusual dishes, weird, weird food

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Farms Harvested:	843	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	5276
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

amusement, Crafting, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun activities, FunCraftz, games, hobbies, indoor activities, interests, leisure, Listening to music, outdoors, pastimes, reading, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, sports, Traveling, watching movies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

Banhammer, Bans, Brazil, CEO, compliance, controversy, Court, decision, elon musk, innovation, judge, law, Legal, Musk, Musks, name.., privacy, refuses, Regulation, REPRESENTATIVE, Technology, tesla, XCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9129	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

adult community, Builder, Chaos, Cows, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, epic journeys, Exploration, Explorer, Features, Fly, hang out, java, launched, Lurk, Macarena, MCMMO, Plugins, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, smp, SupernaLuna2.0

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	133
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	28	Star Shards Collected:	147
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/sunfishcheerup-minecraft-server/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

#youtube, 300k Thank You, art, automata, Bingo Victory, Cecilia Immergreen, Drink Twice, GreenGamerz, Immergination, ImmerMemes, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, important videos, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, OP Template, Previous thread, sekiro, Server, twitter

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

acceptance, acceptance of failure, defeated, defeatism, demoralized, DemoralizedCraft, Despair, Disappointment, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, Frustration, giving up, hopelessness, Loss, Negativity, pessimism, real, resignation, Sadness, SELLING, smp, Spite, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, avoidance, DREAD, fear, FearlessSMP, fright, Horror, mental health, nervousness, Panic, petrified, Phobia, Psychological, Scared, spine-chilling, Terror, Therapy, trepidation, unease, whats

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	7350	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

blocky, BUILD, CraftyCash, Empire

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1316	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AirForceFiredByZelenskyy

air force chief, AirForceFiredByZelenskyy, Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, dismissal, Fires, Government, leadership, Military, military shakeup, Political, president, SECURITY, TURMOIL, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.

HeartCrafters

3D printed Band-Aid, 3d printing, Cardiac Care, cardiovascular health, elastic material, heart defects, heart health, heart repair., heart surgery, heart treatment, HeartCrafters, innovative technology, joint durability, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, medical technology, patient-specific, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a band-aid for ur heart? well, guess what, we got u covered! our server is like a 3D printing miracle, elastic enough to handle ur heart’s beating, tough enough for ur joints, and customizable to fit ur every need.

join us and experience the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

we also have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the insanity begin!