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MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

lol so like, u know how humans wanna go to mars n stuff? well turns out, the astronauts’ kidneys are shrinking up there! like wut? so now they need to find a new planet to explore, and that’s where our minecraft server comes in! come join us on our out-of-this-world adventure where the only thing shrinking is the blocks you mine! plus, we have space cows that drop space milk, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a part of the kidney-shrinking fun on our server!

RunAwayFromTheLight

apprehension, apprehensive, Caution, danger, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, Escape, fear, FLEEING, fleeing the light, foreboding, light at the end of the tunnel, Mysterious, OMINOUS, Panic, RunAwayFromTheLight, running away, Survival, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build and stuff? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Animals Bred:	137	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	555060	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

minemdq.servegame.com

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Gaming, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sfw6.vanillaboxmc.ru

HonkaiCraft Server #975 – Minecraft Server

abyss, CN supply, Crusade of Chasing Shadows, Event, Everlasting Luminance, hig, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd discussion, Honkai Impact 3rd Elf Skill Upgrades, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, Lantern Tsavorae, Lone Destruction, MA cycles, Minecraft, New Moon Luna, Server, Shadowchaser Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, v7.5

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the world of Honkai Impact 3rd in Minecraft! Need tips and tricks? We’ve got you covered with our extensive newbie guides and resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the Shattered Swords VN creators are raving about it. And have you seen our latest v7.5 Crusade of Chasing Shadows Trailer? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary Lone Destruction: Shadowchaser in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LaughCraft F1 – Williams Edition Minecraft Server

#Magnussen, 2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Audi, Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race, Edition, Essentials, f1, F1 SPRINT, F1 SPRINT QUALIFYING, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula 1 engine, Formula Autism, Free practice, iracing, Lap 7191, LaughCraft, Laughing with Williams Edition, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Minecraft, News, Nico Hülkenberg, press conference, Previous thread, Relentless Formula One General, Server, verstappen, williams

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	1894	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Red Bull Home Race track where you can zoom around like a pro F1 driver. Just watch out for the creeper pit stops!

2. Our FantasyGP.com league is so intense, it’s like Formula Autism on steroids. Can you handle the pressure and make it to the podium?

3. Did you know Nico Hülkenberg has raced 216 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? Join our server and see if you can break his record (or at least not blow up your car)!

4. Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in 56 Grands Prix. Can you help him break the curse by winning on our server? The fate of the virtual F1 world is in your hands!

5. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won in 188 Grands Prix. Maybe he just needs a little Minecraft magic to turn his luck around. Join us and be the hero he’s been waiting for!

6. We have a special Alpine 100 Race Plan that involves racing through 77 insane tracks filled with obstacles, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

7. Our WDC, WCC, and WEC standings are so wacky, they’ll make your head spin. Can you rise to the top and claim your place among the Minecraft racing legends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even see Max Verstappen trying to race with a broken elbow while streaming iRacing. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal

BDSM, bondage, crazy, discipline, Domination, exhibitionism, fetish, fetishes, kink, KinkyCraft, latex, leather, Masochism, normal, objectification, pet play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	4919
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.

UnlockCraft Minecraft Server

60 days, Carriers, cell phone industry, cell phone unlocking, consumer rights, device unlocking, FCC, government mandate, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phone security, mobile technology, PHONES, policy change, regulations, rule, Server, smartphone access, telecom industry., telecommunications, unlock, UnlockCraft, wireless carriers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Emeralds Found:	2725
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unlock all the phones after 60 days. like, u join and suddenly ur phone is unlocked and u can call anyone in the world for free. it’s like magic but in minecraft. join now and be part of the phone unlocking revolution. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. why wouldn’t u want to be part of this craziness? come on, join now and unlock the phone of ur dreams.

KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed

Allowed, Censorship, control, defectors, Dictatorship, executed, EXECUTION, freedom of expression, government brutality, HUMAN RIGHTS, K-pop, KpopCraft, man, Music, North Korea, Oppression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, Régime, Report, south korea, totalitarianism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.

But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!