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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6381 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2342 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 324 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where Janny, the friendly neighborhood cow, is busting out some sick dance moves to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” You’ll be asking yourself, “Janny, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Janny?”
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted feather hat that grants you infinite chicken nuggets.
And let’s not forget about the mystical llama herder who can summon a herd of rainbow llamas to ride into battle. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve charged into battle on the back of a rainbow llama while wielding a diamond pickaxe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Janny and the gang are waiting for you!
