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CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4829
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2771	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2399	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	8864	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3458	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5541
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ores Mined:	3445	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!