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ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

African American, buy quick, Chicago, ChicagoCraft, circle, city life, funny, humor, Illinois, local ], meme, Midwest, Nice, nigga, Slang, smp, social media, street culture, ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown, trendy, Urban, urban living, viral

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	419591	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7243	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	732237	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8634	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Buildings Constructed:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	3043	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!