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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8004 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 127 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!