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Crafty Aussie Blokes

anger, Aus, Aussie, Ban, Blokes, bros, buy knives now, Country, Crafty, defiance, freedom, Frustration, Government, hate, knives, Politics, protest, Rebellion, regulations, restrictions, RIGHTS, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

Depressed, fresh air, Happiness, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Months, mood boost, Nature, outside, positivity, self compassion, self love, self-care, Sunshine, Time, Vitamin D, walk, warm sunshine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8119
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Anime, Aria, badass, blocky, Boobs, Character development, comedy, cute, detective, dynamic personality, explosions, Female Protagonist, gunslinger, Hidan, Hidan no Aria, high school, light novel, Minecraft, Mystery, Riko Mine, romance, school life, Server, Skilled, Tsundere

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	154
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

130k, affordable, Architecture, bargains, blocky, Buy, City Living, Cozy, Estate, European, Flat, high ceilings, interior design, Investment, Loft, Minecraft, MODERN, opportunity, Poland, Property, real, real estate, residential, SOLD OUT, unique design, Urban, Warsaw

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

BlockyBaez – Rats and Hacks Welcome! 🐭🔨

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BlockyBaez, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, Hacks, hakos baelz, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, zodiac

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1460
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer a 3D live Dream Catcher experience that will blow your mind!

Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyCisComingOut: How Minecraft Made Me Embrace My Cisgender Identity

acceptance, cisgender, coming out, Community, Confidence, courage, CraftyCisComingOut, Embrace, empowerment, Game, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, representation, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, storytelling, Support, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true identity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to come out as cis!

Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!

Amnya’s Snowy Shenanigans

advancement, Amnya, Amnyas, Ancient, Antiquity, archaeology, Civilisation, Civilization, culture, discovery, Exploration, heritage, History, innovation, invented, Mystery, ruins, russians, Shenanigans, Siberia, Siberian ruins, Snowy, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, get this – turns out Russians actually invented civilization! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about history because on this server, Mother Russia reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood Artists

art, artists, beauty, canvas, colors, creativity, CREEPERS, dreams, emotions, Expression, fulfillment, Happiness, Heart, imagination, inspiration, Journey, Life, misunderstood, motivation, paint, PALS, Passion, PIXEL, positivity, Self Discovery

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	7802	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion on that white canvas of life! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant rainbow unicorns while battling evil zombie llamas with enchanted paintbrushes! Build your dream castle using blocks made of pure imagination and defend it against a horde of mischievous pixies trying to steal your precious loot. So come join us and let your creativity run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Tinder Blocks: Swipe Right for Adventure!

Adventure, blocks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dinner date, first impressions, match, modern dating, online dating, popular culture, relationships, self-confidence, self-presentation, social media, Social Skills, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of swiping right and left on dating apps with no success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking platform!

Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!

So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!

Cunt Bread Crafters: Where We Bake Up Hilarious Adventures!

Adventures, Bake, baking, body positivity, Bread, controversial, Crafters, creativity, Cunt, Edgy, empowerment, FEMINIST, Food, hilarious, homemade, humor, post, Provocative, Self-expression, shock value, social commentary, taboo, Unconventional, Vagina

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our fantastical Minecraft server where the main objective is to post bread from your…well, let’s just say a very unexpected location. Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box…or in this case, outside the bread box!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?