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UnfairCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Potions Brewed:	64	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

1.7 Patch Day, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, egs, Event, Friends Form, frosty, funtime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, Resource Pastebin, Shenanigans, Snowbreak, snowg, Snowglobe, Steam, Unit Capture, Wave Defense

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

Appearance, Behavior, Chad, chadcraft, confusion, doubt, guy, Identity, Insecurity, judgment, Labels, Masculinity, peer pressure, Perception, player, question.., self esteem, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	3897
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

Adventures, athletes, best, blocks, Champions, Competition, Crafty, Drool, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Goal, Hockey, ice hockey, NHL, pittsburgh penguins, PLAYOFFS, puck, rules, skates, sports, stanley cup, TEAM, true white man sport, Victory

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	242113	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

coping strategies, data analysis, Demographic Shifts, demographics, FertileCraft, fertility decline, fertility patterns, fertility rates, fertility trends, graph, grows, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population dynamics, population growth, population trends, racial demographics, racial diversity, societal impact, statistics, trends, white population, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	8147
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	304434
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

control, CraftyWitches, discrimination, double standards, equality, Ethics, Evil, evil women, female empowerment, feminism, gender, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, morality, Opinions, power, rule, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thoughts, Villain, Women

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

acceptance, accord, accordant, acknowledgment, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, concurrence, confirmation, conformity, consensus, correspondence, Crafty, Die, Harmony, McLaughs, mutual understanding, solidarity, True, Unity, validation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	508216	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	9805	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

CHANGE, Crafty, Development, Evolution, growth, how-to, Journey, lolz, mindset shift, noob, personal growth, Positive Change, PRO, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-transformation, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!