Normie MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Normie’s Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Experiencing, list, Inceldom

Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

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$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

smp, 11. Selling off, 10. Family, 15. Financial future, 14. Digital assets

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

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I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

Zuckerberg, instagram, smp, Normie, Traveling

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

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Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

onions, Normie, coding, bad breath, pussy

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

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The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

Patriot Act, crime, creepy, discrimination, societal norms

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

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Normie Advice Minecraft Server

Misogynist, dating advice, wrong type of people, Normie advice, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and validation like never before!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called an incel, misogynist, or loser ever again. Our server is filled with amazing women who will adore you for who you are, no matter what.

We have a special feature where you can build a virtual girlfriend out of blocks and she will love you unconditionally. No more rejection, just pure pixelated love.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of romance and acceptance. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you?

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Normie Wars Minecraft Server

Server, Dispute, Conflict, challenge, opposition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named Sir Mooington who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger! But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it.

Once you’ve conquered the cheeseburger quest, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil llamas in the epic Battle of the Barnyard! And if you’re feeling really brave, you can challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the enchanted disco room.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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MineCrush Minecraft Server

Social Skills, Like.., Normie, Unironically, self esteem

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft block without any friends to connect with? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being boring or uninteresting again. We have a community of players who will love you for who you are, no bajillion interests required! Plus, rumor has it that once you join, you’ll instantly become the life of the party and have people lining up to be your friend. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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Normie95% Minecraft SMP

Disgusting, morality, personal growth, self-control, excessive internet usage

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

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Normie Eats Minecraft Server

food expenses, dining trends, budgeting, eating out, Minecraft

Tired of watching normies eat out at fancy restaurants while you’re stuck eating ramen noodles in your mom’s basement? Join our Minecraft server and start living the high life! Our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can taste the gourmet meals your character cooks up. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds in our server are actually edible and give you superpowers. So say goodbye to boring old real life and come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

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