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BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

HotMessCraft

climate change, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, Fatalities, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, heatwave, heatwave awareness, heatwave consequences, heatwave deaths, heatwave effects, heatwave emergency, heatwave preparedness, heatwave prevention, heatwave report, heatwave response, heatwave statistics, HotMessCraft, mortality, public health

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol join our minecraft server becuz we got more people dying of heat than europe!!! like, u think europe is hot? nah fam, our server is on fire literally. we got lava pits everywhere and u gotta dodge them like u dodging ur ex’s texts. plus, we got a secret underground city where u can find hidden treasures and rare items. but be careful, cuz the mobs down there are no joke. so if u wanna test ur survival skills and see if u can handle the heat, join our server now! u won’t regret it… unless u die from heat stroke lol.

BotCraft: Last Social Stand

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, Cyberspace, Digital, digital footprint, evaporated, Future, Humanity, internet, Legacy, legacy preservation, online presence, post-apocalyptic society, power, Robots, Social, social media, Stand, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1297
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3303
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

yo, imagine a world where humans just poofed outta existence and all that’s left are bots runnin’ social media. but wait, there’s a twist – these bots are playin’ Minecraft on a whole ‘nother level! join our server and witness the epic battles between robot armies, build insane structures with AI precision, and uncover the secrets of a post-apocalyptic world where the only survivors are virtual beings. why join? because where else can you see a creeper get blown up by a robot with a laser gun while riding a flying pig? join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

CannaNicCraft: Neonatal LOLs

CannaNicCraft, lols, Neonatal

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But beware, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to steal your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. From a giant statue of a creeper to a roller coaster that goes through the End, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ForgeSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla Survival PVP Creative Skyblock Economy Minigames Roleplay Whitelisted Mods Pixelmon Skywars Hardcore Adventure Towny Faction Prison Bedwars Parkour Creative

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

The ForgeSMP is a new server with many gameplay enhancing datapacks! New structures, biomes, challenges, and a great community can be found here. Give it a try!

forgesmp.revivemc.net:8194

Earth SM

BUILD, Community, Earth, Economy, globe, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, SM, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla, Version 1.20.1, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	374	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Join us on Earth SM, featuring version 1.20.1. Here we strive to build a large community across and on the globe! Survive, build, make war or whatever you want!

earthsm.my.pebble.host

The Rhaya-verse: Where Vanilla Meets Drama

Bay, BIASED, border, continent, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Expansion, Hell, ISLAND, Lake, Map, meets, Minecraft, neighbors, Nether, newspaper, Outpost, Players, Plugins, Rhayaverse, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	171
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Illburn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Illburn
Location	Rhaya
Discord	Join Discord
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Illburn Minecraft server?

You can join the server by visiting play.realmofrhaya.com and joining the Discord at discord.gg/rhaya.

2. Can I start my own town on Rhaya?

Yes, you can start your own town on Rhaya by joining the server and working with other players to establish your own community.

3. Are there any upcoming expansions or updates planned for Illburn?

Yes, the server is constantly adding new plugins and updates. The nether will soon be released which will open up new opportunities for players.

4. How can I contact the server owner, Zerisian?

You can reach out to Zerisian on Discord at Zerisian or join the server Discord for more information.

Crafty Dilemma Minecraft Server

Crafty, Decision making, Dilemma, hypothetical situations, Long tail tags: ethical dilemma, Minecraft, moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Reply, Server, Thread, wwyd

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	456229
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Votes:	2401
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance battles with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and party with witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

PlatonicCraft SMP – “It weirds me out that people still think friendships and Minecraft SMP”

Affection, Boundaries, close bonds, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connections, FRIENDSHIPS, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, misconceptions, mutual respect, non-romantic, people, platonic relationships, PlatonicCraft, relationships, smp, social norms, Support, Trust, Understanding, weirds

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Votes:	8902
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block, only to bond over the shared trauma of rebuilding it together.

Our server is like a wacky sitcom where every player is a zany character with their own quirks and catchphrases. From the overly dramatic builder who insists on only using pink blocks, to the mysterious hermit who communicates solely through interpretive dance, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not all friendships are created equal on our server. Betrayals, pranks, and elaborate schemes are all fair game in the quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone steals your prized diamond sword and hides it at the bottom of a lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and camaraderie, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe accidentally set your friend’s pet llama on fire in the process.

SisCrazeCraft

bougie, Cheating, cousin, custody battle, family drama, Future, gossip, high maintenance, home, husband, kicked out, Kids, Moving in, narcissist, nut job, out of touch, rules, Shit Talking, SisCrazeCraft, sister, Unstable

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Zombie Dances:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crops Grown:	2508	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of family feuds, gossiping cousins, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine a world where taking in your sister and her kids turns into a reality TV show-worthy saga. Witness the chaos as relationships crumble, alliances shift, and kids get packed up faster than you can say “diamonds.”

With rules as strict as a creeper’s explosion radius, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your sister’s ex gain full custody of the kids? Will your gossip cousin Sandy ever learn to keep her mouth shut? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

So why wait? Join now and dive headfirst into a world where family drama meets Minecraft mayhem. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

AwkwardCraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardCraft, Communication, compatibility, date, DATING, deal breaker, Differences, Disappointment, Honesty, incompatibility, red flags, relationship deal breakers, relationship dynamics, relationships, smp, Surprise, Trust, unexpected, unexpected turn, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only deal-breaker is not joining us! Picture this: you’re on a date with someone and suddenly they reveal they don’t play Minecraft. The horror! But fear not, because on our server, everyone plays Minecraft and we take it very seriously.

Once, someone joined our SMP thinking they could build a house out of dirt. Needless to say, they were swiftly banished to the Nether for such blasphemy. But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for all kinds of builders, whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to create pixel art of your favorite memes.

Join us on our Minecraft SMP and never worry about deal-breakers again. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!