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Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4327	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	New Chunks Explored:	784177
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1974

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Votes:	2461
Void Gems Collected:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	5712
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!