BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Animals Bred:	89
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	9652
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	5869
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	1978
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Crops Grown:	3899	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchantments Applied:	141
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	2062	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3948
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	3072
Players Killed by Monsters:	3626	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dimension Hops:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

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