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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3459 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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