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CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	8062

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Void Armor Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Divine Spears Created:	26

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

TwinTroublePicDay

Daughters, dress code, family event, family picture, Flowers, formal, green dress, hairband, Identical Twins, Identity, Individuality, matching outfits, Mother, Peacekeeping, Pigtails, professional photographs, sense of self, Siblings, sparkly dress, Twins, TwinTroublePicDay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

CraftyHacksMC

amazing, Clever, clever solutions, CraftyHacksMC, Effective, efficient, GENIUS, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, practical, problem solving, productivity, Resourceful, Smart, Surprising, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, Unconventional, useful

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

banter, classic, Community, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, News, Nostalgia, Old, ONLINE, role-playing game, Server, strategy, Tips, Tricks, Updates, video games, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

beauty, beauty community, Beauty Tips, bold look, Cosmetics, glam, influencer, long-lasting, makeup, makeup artist, miners, Mischievous, product recommendations, red cheeks, red lips, RogueCraft, rouge, Rougeification, smp, social media, Thread, transformation, trend, tutorial

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8725

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

UkraineWarrior76

Assassination, BETRAYAL, Combat, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, intelligence, intercepted phone call, International, investigation, Military, News, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, shot dead, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWarrior76, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have russian commanders fighting each other in ukraine but watch out cuz they might get shot by their own troops, just like in real life! it’s a wild ride of betrayal and chaos, you never know who’s gonna turn on who next! join now for the ultimate thrill of backstabbing and mayhem, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers!