nootritious Minecraft Servers

nootritious Minecraft Servers

  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5022
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Farms Harvested: 163 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8055
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6072
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 240 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 393

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    66.11.114.195:5035

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 102/500 Votes: 205
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    92.222.153.86:52333

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3106
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3281
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2991
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 418 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Animals Bred: 93
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1940
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7204
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ores Mined: 9703

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6919
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9350 Dragon Scales Harvested: 463
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP