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”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	3972
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

aew dynamite, aj, All Star Tag Team Match, Atlantis Jr., Big Boom, boom, BOOOOOOOM, Brian Cage, chris jericho, Claudio Castagnoli, CMLL, contract signing, darby allin, dynamite, Edition, Full Gear, Game, Hechicero, Hikaru Shida, Konosuke Takeshita, Kris Statlander, Kyle Fletcher, Lance Archer, Mark Davis, Mascara Dorada, Minecraft, Orange Cassidy, Pennsylvania, Powerhouse Hobbs, QT Marshall, ricochet, Santander Arena, smp, TBS, Thread, Tomohiro Ishii, Wheeler Yuta, will ospreay, wrestling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

administration, Communication, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Department of Government Efficiency, efficiency, executive branch, Government, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social-networking, strategy, Technology, trump, TweetCraft, twitter

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, chief, chiefs, dreams, Edition, envy, fanatics, FANTASY, football, GOD, kansas city, longing, Minecraft, NFL, NFL fans, smp, sports, sports enthusiasts, ultimate goal, wish, Wishful thinking, xisters

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

5I8K ➡1.18.2-1.20.6⬅ ⚠Anarchy⚠ 🗡PVP🗡🎮Events🎮 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Do you want calm anarchy with a private wooden hatchet?

then come to us!

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IP:5i8k.gomc.fun

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Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magic Items Found:	5605	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5040	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Runes Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3311

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magic Items Found:	2692
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

collaboration, Minecraft, organization, productivity, project management, sisters, smp, task, Task accountability, Task assignment, Task communication, task completion, Task coordination, Task deadline tracking, task delegation, Task efficiency, task management, task prioritization, Task progress tracking, Task scheduling, task tracking, Tasksisters, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2087	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	6427	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

animal, animal ears, animal girl, animal tail, Anime, anthropomorphism, art, character design, COSPLAY, creativity, cute, Excessive, Fandom, FANTASY, Furry, girl, Hybrid, imagination, Kawaii, Kemonomimi, Manga, Minecraft, OVERLOAD, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.