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No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

Minecraft, no, Nooo, NOOOOO, NOOOOOO, Nooooooo, NOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOO, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

NOOO GO TO FRANCE OR EGYPT better – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Towns Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	5408
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	121
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us on our server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers are all aspiring stand-up comedians, and the chickens have formed a punk rock band. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see the llama fashion show happening every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden potato scepter and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of evil rabbits. And let’s not forget about the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a secret passion for baking cupcakes and challenges players to bake-offs in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

playerborder

Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

One player can control the entire world border just by moving. As they move, all players must stay on the border, or they shall die. If you kill the border control, you become the border control!

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EngieMC

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

New survival server for simple and relaxing gameplay. You will find many innovative features here.

engiemc.pl

Black Hole Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Fresh Vanilla Minecraft anarchy survival server 1.12.2 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 7168MiB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

5.161.79.119

PlatinGens

Parkour

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	New Chunks Explored:	600707
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

PlatinGens is a newcomer Genserver with some features. So we are not a Pay2Win Server we have alot of things what you can do.

Mining / Gens and much more. So if your interested join us today!

platingens.minehut.gg

Ouros

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Votes:	3173
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

mc.ouros.fr

A Minecraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Step into ‘A Minecraft SMP’—a realm where adventure and mystery intertwine! Discover enchanted lands, battle formidable foes, and build your empire in our captivating RPG-Survival blend. Unfold your story in a world brimming with endless possibilities and become a legend!

play.amcsmp.com

Itlog.us

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

WE VALUE YOUR PROGRESS!!!

*In the overworld, there will be no world reset at all! *On every major release, overworld will be expanded by 10,000 blocks! **In the nether, you can build in a fixed radius of 2560! **Also in the nether, territory over the radius of 2560 will regenerate every 2 months! ***The end dimension resets every 2 months

itlog.us

PixelStark-Hex

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Animals Bred:	69
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

PixelStark-Hex is the place where Pokémon, Marvel and Minecraft come together to offer you an experience full of challenges and adventures.

Ranks, Dex Ranks, Dex Rewards, Events, Raids, Safari, Roulette, Piñatas, Pokebuilder, Pokémon Hunts, Tournaments, Casino, Gyms, Elite and more…

Join our active community on Discord, where you can chat, share achievements, and team up for epic Pokémon hunts.

PixelStark.mcraft.pro

WaxyClubMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7560	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

51.81.151.131

Los Perejiles Sentry

Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	8136	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

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