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SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

con artist, copycat, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, deceptive, disguise, Fake, false, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, Glasses, her.., Imitation, impersonation, Imposters, Impostor, Liar, Phony, PRETEND, pretender

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Emeralds Found:	9287
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

amorality, Beliefs, culture, Decline, enshrinement, Entertainment, Ethics, Godly morals, GodlyCraft, Impact, influence, Instill, Join, Media, Minecraft, Morals, nihilism, Population, purpose, society, Teaches, Technology, VALUES, video games, virtues

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	808	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8374
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

Aryan Brotherhood, Convicts, Crafty, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, Edition, Escape, escaped prisoners, escapees, extremist group, fugitive search, fugitives, hate crime, hospital ambush, Idaho, kill, law enforcement, manhunt, Minecraft, murder, on the run, prison escape, Server, violence, wanted, white supremacist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Void Gems Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!