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> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

cooked, home, Minecraft, smp, Walks, Whips

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9725	Mines Excavated:	3784

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

NostalgicCraft

Beloved, cherished, Childhood, classic, emotional, Enduring, Favorite, Impactful, Lasting, long-lasting, memorable, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, sentimental, Significant, Special, Timeless, timeless favorite, Treasured, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	4694
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

aggression, Air, air raids, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Preemptive, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strikes, Targets, Tensions, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Star Shards Collected:	145	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	705372
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6654
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Cinema, come across, detect, discovery, encounter, film, find out, found, found Kino, I found Kino, Kino, kinos, locate, Minecraft, Movie, Party, Reveal, Server, spot, stumble upon, track down, Uncover, Unearth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3368	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
New Chunks Explored:	622579	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	3443	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	808	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7449

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5489	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimension Hops:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).