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  • CraftyCanine Chaos: ‘>watchdog did not stop’ Server

    CraftyCanine Chaos: ‘>watchdog did not stop’ Server

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    Are you tired of those pesky watchdogs always ruining your fun on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail! That’s right, instead of banning players for no reason, our watchdog is too busy trying to catch its own tail to bother you. Join now for a chance to watch this hilarious spectacle unfold before your very eyes!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the trail of diamond poop and you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? That’s right, this friendly ghost will follow you around and help you out in any way it can. Just make sure to keep some spare gunpowder on hand in case it gets a little too explosive with its affection.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Land of Pure Chaos SMP – Where Vanilla is Only a Flavor! 1.20.4

    Land of Pure Chaos SMP – Where Vanilla is Only a Flavor! 1.20.4

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    Pureland SMP Overview

    IP Address purelandsmp.com
    Key Features

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What type of server is Pureland SMP?

    A: Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server designed for players who enjoy a minimal plugin experience.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the IP address purelandsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there an economy system on Pureland SMP?

    A: Yes, Pureland SMP features a simple yet immersive economy system where players can track their financial progress using commands like /bal and /baltop.

    Q: Are there player shops available on the server?

    A: Player shops are currently in development and will be available soon for players to engage with the economy further.

    Q: How can I connect with other players on Pureland SMP?

    A: You can join the server’s Discord community by using the command /discord in-game or by visiting https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Dorfmine VS Hypixel

    Dorfmine VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Massive player base Can be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of mini-games Can experience server lag at peak times
    Regular updates and events Some games may have long queue times
    Active community and forums Chat can be fast-paced and hard to follow

    Dorfmine

    Pros Cons
    German-speaking server Smaller player base
    Classic Freebuild concept Limited mini-games compared to Hypixel
    Protected building zones Less frequent updates and events
    Community that supports each other May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or mini-games

    FAQ

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a massive player base compared to Dorfmine.

    Which server offers more mini-games?

    Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Dorfmine.

    Which server offers a more relaxed building experience?

    Dorfmine provides a classic Freebuild concept with protected building zones, offering a more relaxed building experience compared to Hypixel.

    Which server is better for players looking for PvP or intense gaming experiences?

    Hypixel is better suited for players looking for intense PvP or mini-games, while Dorfmine may not appeal to those seeking such experiences.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Creepers in Red Square

    Creepers in Red Square

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you wake up in Moscow every time you log in! Join us for the chance to explore the bustling city streets, build your own Red Square replica, and even ride a virtual bear through the snowy landscape. But be careful, the creepers here have a Russian accent and the zombies are actually just drunk partygoers from a wild night out in St. Petersburg. So come join us for a unique and hilarious experience unlike any other Minecraft server out there! Just watch out for the vodka lava pits…they’re killer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BeaverCraft: Where we build dams and make LOLs!

    BeaverCraft: Where we build dams and make LOLs!

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    Join our Minecraft server and help us build the most epic dams in the history of virtual construction! Why? Because we heard that the water on your mom’s property is actually magical and can grant wishes to those who can control it. So come on over and show off your dam-building skills to harness the power of the mystical waters! Plus, rumor has it that a secret underwater kingdom lies beneath the surface, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly legendary!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SolarionSMP: Where grown-ups play pretend with virtual blocks!

    SolarionSMP: Where grown-ups play pretend with virtual blocks!

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    Solarion SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/38-psychodynamics/">Server</a>

    Welcome to Solarion SMP

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    About Us

    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.

    Our Vision

    Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience.

    Plugin Description
    Drop Heads Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
    SinglePlayerSleep Allows you to sleep in a bed just like you can in singleplayer.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows you to better customize the position of armor stands and more!
    DiscordSRV Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
    Coreprotect Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
    Simple VoiceChat Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
    Axgraves Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after death.

    Community

    At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

    Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

    Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

    Application Process

    Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

    Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

    Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

    In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.

    To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

    ╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord

    ╰┈➤ Our Beautiful Shopping District!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MiningMania – Digging with the Squad

    MiningMania – Digging with the Squad

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    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to play. Why join, you ask? Well, because we all know that mainstream vtubers are so last season, it’s all about the underground scene now.

    Imagine building your virtual world alongside the likes of Vei, Limealicious, and Silvervale. These are the true VIPs of the virtual world, and you could be rubbing virtual elbows with them in no time.

    And don’t worry if your favorite indie vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’ll still consider them as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent numbers. We’re all about inclusivity here, even if it means bending the rules a little.

    But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have only one member with over 1000 concurrent viewers, they’re welcome here too. We’re all about supporting the little guys, even if they’re backed by the big guys.

    So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Build, explore, and maybe even find love in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some sexy Koikatsu cards along the way. The possibilities are endless on this Minecraft server, so why wait? Join now and become a part of the indie vtuber revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Scarletverse General #434: Whirlpool LOLapalooza

    Scarletverse General #434: Whirlpool LOLapalooza

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in our collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Create your own OCs, share lore, and even show off AI generated images that will blow your mind!

    But beware, there are rules to follow if you want to survive in this crazy world: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it (because it probably does). 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, it holds the secrets to our universe: https://pastebin.com/8MjgAFYQ 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re lurking around every corner. 4. No complaining about other ships, we don’t have time for that drama here. 5. Save your regular RWBY discussion for the RWBY/RT General, this server is for the true rebels. 6. Most importantly, have fun and embrace the madness!

    Join us for some epic greentext stories, tiermakers that will make you question reality, and current fics that will keep you on the edge of your seat: – RWBY: Seeds of Hope, Sins of the Past – Fuchsia Petals on Phantom Wings (Touko Prequel)

    And if you’re feeling brave, check out our abandoned fics for a taste of the unknown: – Roses Painted Scarlet – Unnamed Prequel

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the insanity that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Phantom Land

    Phantom Land

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    Brought to you by Phantom Collective LLC, we bring you Phantom Land – a cross play accessible modded multiplayer server. Included alongside our survival world is a custom 1v1 PVP map and more to come, 23 minigames and rotating maps, sky block access – free for now so come claim an island, an “infinite spiral” parkour map, and more to arrive!! Our survival world includes overpowered mobs, skill obtainability, working trade system, in game proximity chat, a blood moon that turns night into hell, and a hero of brine lurking near by.. always.. and so so much more! This server is always expanding and new things being added daily, so occasional bugs may occur. Accessible by Java/Bedrock all versions. Please enjoy!!

    37.10.122.12:26338

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP