noob trolling – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafted Survival

bedrock, Community, crafted, Crafting, Discord, Fun, grief-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome, World Map

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Claim land to protect your builds
Shopping District	Trade and buy items with other players
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View map of server in real-time
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads
One Player Sleep	Only one player needs to sleep to skip night
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Join a community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly environment.
How can I claim land?	Use the /claim command to protect your builds.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, use the /tpa command to request teleportation to another player.

Mystic Isles Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, body image, body shaming, dating preferences, discrimination, Femanons, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, Heightism, Insecurity, Isles, manlets, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, physical appearance, Realms, self esteem, short men, social norms, societal standards, toxic masculinity

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of manlets and femanons hating on you, come join our Minecraft server! We don’t discriminate based on height or gender, we just wanna build and have a good time! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those haters. Join us and let’s show them what we’re made of!

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FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP

daily routine, Diet and exercise, FitFam4Life, fitness goals, goal-setting, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, motivation for change, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, smp, weight loss, wellness journey, workout motivation

So, like, dude, let me tell you about this totally wacky Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away and building your dirt hut, and you’re like, “Man, I wish there was a server where I could do that but also fight dragons and ride pigs into battle”? Well, look no further, my friend, because this server has it all.

First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.

But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!

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CraftyCashGrab

audience exploitation, box office, cash grab, Commercial, CraftyCashGrab, film, franchise milking, Hollywood, lack of creativity, low quality., marketing gimmick, money grab, money making, Movie, Pandering, profit over art, profit-driven, profit-driven filmmaking, quick buck, rushed production, studio greed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

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CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server

accident, Accountability, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsApology, Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, plane crash, Political, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Statement, Tragedy, tragic event

so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun!

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CraftyCommiesMC

avoid capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Desperation, Escape, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, mental health, Military, military tactics, North Korea, north korean, self harm, soldiers, SUICIDE, Tragedy, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense even north korean soldiers are trying to avoid capture in ukraine by playing with us! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and so much chaos you’ll forget what reality even is. plus, our community is so wild even the creepers are scared to mess with us. so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

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BrainBlock City

AMERICANS, brain connectivity, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health disparities, brain imaging, brain research, brain structure, brain volume, BrainBlock, cerebellar regions, city, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, inequality levels, Memory, neuroimages, neuroscience, researchers, social inequality, temporo-posterior

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna expand yo brain and level up yo cognitive function, then you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got da craziest neuroimages dat will blow yo mind and make yo brain bigger than a Minecraft mansion!

Imagine dis, you join da server and suddenly yo brain volume starts increasing like crazy! You’ll be able to remember every crafting recipe, every mob behavior, and every secret chest location in da game! Plus, yo connectivity will be off da charts, making you da ultimate team player in any Minecraft adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit dat even da cerebellar regions in yo brain will be poppin’ off! You’ll be dodging creepers like a pro, parkouring like a champ, and strategizing like a Minecraft mastermind!

So what are you waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and become da brainiest player in da blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Fors-vanilla Minecraft server

Cheats, Discord, Force-vanilla, Fors-vanilla, Minecraft, pass, Request, Server, Vanilla

Vanilla minecraft server, no cheats or other crap. Buy a pass, or write a request in our discord server.

fforsmc.ru

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Dogecraft

Community, Cosmetics, custom crafting, Custom Items, dogecraft, Dungeons, Events, extreme fishing, Friendly, Furniture, hard difficulty, Land Claim, Minecraft, no p2w, player duels, Player Shops, Residences, smp, Staff, Survival, Towny, Towny-like., welcome

Website:	https://dogecraft.net/?source=gg
IP:	gg.dogecraft.net
Discord:	https://discord.gg/qGPYcVT
Rules:	https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=gg

About Dogecraft:

Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server created in 2018 to provide players with an enjoyable gaming experience and a community-centric environment. We strive to offer a variety of features to enhance gameplay and social interactions.

Features:

Jobs
Friendly Staff
Ranks
Player Shops
Custom Items
Custom Crafting
Extreme Fishing
Events
PvE/Player Duels
Residences and Towny-like experience
Land-Claim
Furniture
No Pay-to-Win
Cosmetics
Hard Difficulty Survival
Dungeons
“Towny”

We thank you for being a part of Dogecraft and welcome you to our community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: gg.dogecraft.net in your Minecraft client.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please refer to our rules page at https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=gg for detailed rules and guidelines.
What type of gameplay can I expect on Dogecraft?	Dogecraft offers a survival experience with various features such as jobs, player shops, custom items, PvP duels, and more.
How can I get help or support on the server?	You can reach out to our friendly staff members on Discord or in-game for assistance and support.

Tiny Forest Life 1.20.2

1.20.2, CHAPTERS, Differences, FANTASY, Forest, Hakumei & Mikochi, japanese manga, Last, Life, magazine, Manga, manga series, mangadex, new, numbering, overlap, posted, slice of life, tankoubon, Thread, Tiny, translated chapters

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks!

You know when you’re reading manga and the chapter numbers overlap? Yeah, that’s basically what happens on this server but with epic builds and crazy adventures! It’s like a glitch in the Matrix, but in a good way.

So, if you’re down for some mind-bending fun and a whole lot of confusion (in a good way), then come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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