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PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

contrary opinion, contrary taste, Craft, different opinion, different taste, dislike, Hateloved, individual taste, not a fan, not a fan of, not a favorite, not for me, not my thing, not popular, not universally loved, pet peeve, secret dislike, unappreciated, Underappreciated, unique preference, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!