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AdoptedAndUnbothered

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying people like Sam in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any pesky humans bothering you!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where nobody can quiz you about your family or make snarky comments. Plus, if anyone tries to pick on you, you can just build a giant wall around them and trap them forever (just kidding…or are we?).

Join now and escape the drama of the real world! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment or annoying comments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bestie who will always have your back, unlike Sam. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world behind!

DineWithLegends Minecraft Server

Celebrity, Conversation, Curiosity, Dead, DineWithLegends, Dinner, dream, famous person, FANTASY, historical figure, hypothetical, imagination, Insight, inspiration, interview, Living, Minecraft, perspective, questions, Reflection, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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If you could have dinner with any famous Minecraft player, living or dead, who would it be and what would you ask them? Imagine chowing down on some virtual pork chops with Notch himself, discussing the secrets of crafting diamond armor and the best strategies for surviving a creeper attack. Or maybe you’d prefer to dine with Herobrine and ask him why he’s always lurking in the shadows, scaring players half to death. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now for a chance to feast with the legends of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

attempted suicide, Conflict, CraftyJihad, Crisis, crisis management., current events, extremist group, hostage situation, hostages, hostages release, international relations, Islamic Jihad armed wing, Israel, Israeli hostages, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tension, Server, SUICIDE, Terrorism

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

TalibanGangRapeCraft

Abuse, Afghan woman, Afghanistan, crime, criminal investigation, Exploitation, gang-rape, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Misogyny, Oppression, sexual assault, Taliban, Taliban jail, TalibanGangRapeCraft, Trauma, Video, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SheepSaverCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

[1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

+18, 18server, Advanced Teleport, Community, Competitions, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Health Indicator, hermitcraft, InteractiveChat, Mobheads, Papermc, Playerheads, Playermarket, PlayerTimeTracker, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Whitelisted

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Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

mc.severation.net:26620

CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

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Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	220
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Animals Bred:	191
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	470536	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3373
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	230
Star Shards Collected:	131	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	5

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Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	4281

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	63	Soul Swords Wielded:	1