Non-Human Academy 2020

BlockyRescueFail

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have virtual parks where you can get lost and need someone to come save you. 2. Rainy weather in-game will make you feel like you’re really out in the elements. 3. Need help navigating? Use our in-game maps to find your way home. 4. Broken wrist? No problem! You can still play with one hand on our server. 5. Experience the thrill of not knowing if someone will come to your rescue or leave you stranded.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join us now! Just make sure to charge your virtual phone before you log in.

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BoycottTheAds Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and grants wishes to all players. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s like, so OP, you’ll be unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is a giant disco party with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And the best part is, every time you mine a diamond, a choir of angels sings a heavenly chorus. It’s like Minecraft meets Broadway, I swear.

So, like, forget about those other lame servers with their boring rules and stuffy admins. Join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of awesomeness, but in Minecraft form. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Y2KraftFunLand

AOL Instant Messenger, boy bands, bubblegum pop, butterfly clips, cargo pants, early 2000s, fashion trends, flip phones, frosted tips, Girl Power, low rise jeans, Music, Nostalgia, platform sandals, pop culture, reality tv, Technology, teen movies, trucker hats, y2k, Y2KraftFunLand

Remember those days when you were rocking out to your favorite boy bands and trying to master the art of the Tamagotchi? Well, this Minecraft server is like a time machine back to the early 2000s!

Join us for a nostalgia trip like no other, where you can build your very own Spice Girls concert stage or recreate the iconic “Dude, Where’s My Car?” scene with your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dial-Up Dungeon,” where you must battle your way through slow internet speeds and annoying modem noises to reach the ultimate treasure: a virtual pet that never dies (take that, Tamagotchi!).

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a giant Blockbuster Video store or challenge your friends to a game of virtual Pogs? It’s like stepping into a time warp of pure hilarity and fun!

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EpicCraft: Ukraine Showdown

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So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

If you join this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot laser beams from your eyeballs and ride a giant chicken into battle. Plus, we have a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Challengers Delve

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Challenger’s Delve is a ‘Made in Abyss’ inspired Minecraft server.

Explore a sprawling region called the Abyss, interact with its many creatures, craft & collect its powerful Relic items & traverse its ancient Dungeons!

Curses and blessings await. What will you discover?

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BlockyRescueFail

BoycottTheAds Minecraft SMP

Y2KraftFunLand

EpicCraft: Ukraine Showdown

Challengers Delve