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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8581 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?
but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.
plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.
so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.
