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BritBlockParty

boris johnson, Britain, BritBlockParty, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, election, Government, Historic, jeremy corbyn, labour party, landslide, left wing, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, right wing, Swings, U.K, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	4192	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	1516

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? well, u found the right place, my friend! come join us on this epic server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do stand-up comedy.

we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the zombies are actually really good at karaoke. u can build ur own castle in the sky and ride a unicorn to battle against the evil ender dragon.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could u ask for? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo! 🎉🍰🦄🎤

SongLyricSavant

auditory memory, Brain, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, forgetfulness, long term memory, lunch, Lyrics, Memory, memory formation, memory recall, memory retention, mental processes, Music, Nostalgia, recall, Reminiscence, short term memory, SongLyricSavant, songs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol this server is like that one song u havent heard in years but u still remember every word. u gonna be singing its praises for years to come, trust me. forget about lunch, come join us and feast on epic builds and crazy adventures. u wont regret it, unless u regret not joining sooner. so what u waiting for? come on in and let the memories flow like a river of diamonds and creepers.

TrafficCraft: Smoggy Survival

Aging population, air pollution, air quality, Assistance, brain health, caregiving, environmental health, fine particulate matter, health risks, heart health, lung health, Nitrogen dioxide, older adults, pollution effects, pollution prevention, public health, respiratory health, smoggy, Survival, Traffic emissions, Traffic-related air pollution, TrafficCraft, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid turning into a helpless old fart who can’t even wipe their own butt cuz of traffic pollution! our server is like a magical bubble of clean air where u can build and mine without worrying about your lungs turning into charcoal briquettes. forget about nitrogen dioxide and fine particulate matter, we got u covered with our virtual clean air filters. so come on in and start crafting before u end up needing a personal butt-wiper in real life!

HARDWORLD – NEW BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD SERVER Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, best, Clans, Copy, description, Donations, Duels, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, HARDWORLD, image, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, new, No Dupe, OWNER, personal account, Pirate, Private, PvP, reallyworld, Russian, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

The owner of the server «HARDWORLD – NEW BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD SERVER» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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FrinkaMC – Where pigs fly and cows can’t catch a break! Modded Skyblock! Version 1.20!

Automation, backups, Break, building, Catch, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Cows, dedicated server, Discord, Fly, frinkamc, Join, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, NVMe, Pigs, quality of life, RAM, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Tech, Version, Website

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Mods	Tech, Magic, Building, Automation, Quality of Life, and more
Rules	No banned items, no kits/unfair p2w
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe

FAQ

Who can join this server?

Anyone can join the server. Simply join the discord community here.

Is there any website for more information?

Yes, you can visit the server’s website here for more information.

How long will the server be up?

The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

BlockyBae Minecraft Server

BlockyBae, controversial choices, Decision making, ethical concerns, first time, Intimacy, losing virginity, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, prostitution, relationships, Server, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual experience, sexual exploration, societal norms, taboo subjects, unconventional decisions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7576

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible! Our virtual prostitutes are ready to show you a good time and help you level up in more ways than one. Join now for a night you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much virtual alcohol you consume)!

ScamCraft Turbo – Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, big pumps, China, Holo, hologram, Inc, lulz, mega pump, Microcloud, Minecraft, scam, ScamCraft, Server, stock, Turbo, turbo pump, waiting room, weird behavior

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	4427
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only currency is Microcloud Hologram INC (HOLO) stock! Why waste your time mining for diamonds when you can be investing in the next big pump waiting room?

Anons have been going crazy over the weird behavior of this stock, with massive pumps happening left and right. Are you ready to join the ranks of the elite investors and ride the wave of hilarity to riches? Because I’m all in for the lulz and I know you want to be too!

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the stock market regulations, but who cares about those anyway?). Build your dream castle, trade stocks with your fellow players, and watch as your virtual wallet grows faster than you can say “blockchain technology”. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

1yo, attention seeking, child’s outfit, controversial outfit, dress code, family dynamics, family event, farm wedding, fashion choices, fashion dilemma, father’s disapproval, Minecraft, plaid dress, Server, step-sister’s wedding, themed dress, toddler fashion, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, white dress

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1362
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

🤣🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step sister’s wedding at a farm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dressing your 1-year-old in a plaid dress with a white top wouldn’t raise eyebrows here! 🤷‍♀️👗

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a family wedding! Who needs a dress code when you can rock your toddler’s farm-themed outfit with pride? 🐄👶

Don’t worry about ruining anyone’s big day here – we’re all about having fun and embracing the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🤪💥

Disclaimer: No actual toddlers were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk! 😉🚀

LateNightCrafts

anger, Bed.., Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, communication styles, digital communication, emotional reaction, female friend, friendship, husband, late at night, LateNightCrafts, marital conflict, misunderstanding, nighttime texting, personal time, privacy, relationships, Respect, Texting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	7057

Are you tired of your husband getting jealous over your late-night texts with your best friend? Come join our Minecraft server where you can text your best friend as much as you want without any drama! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and chat with your friends without any judgment.

Join us now and experience the freedom of texting your best friend without any restrictions. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and create epic structures without worrying about your husband’s jealousy. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the drama and join our fun and friendly community. See you in the game!

LastCraft Minecraft Server

dream come true, dream scenario, End of the World, erotic fantasy, fantasy fulfillment, final intimacy, fulfilling desire, intense connection, intimate connection, intimate moment, last chance romance, last sexual experience, LastCraft, Minecraft, passionate encounter, romantic encounter, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, ultimate climax, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction, unforgettable moment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh while building epic creations? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with Justin Bieber songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying in on jetpacks, ready to join the party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on epic quests to find the fabled diamond-encrusted booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your last sexual experience on Earth…in block form, of course!