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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	137
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	502819	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8479

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2384
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.