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GoogleCraft: Where Creepers are just misunderstood Googlers trying to find their search results

aggregator sites, algorithmic search, Algorithms, biases, content theft, CREEPERS, decline in functionality, Digital Marketing, Find, GOOGLE, GoogleCraft, Googlers, internet trends, misunderstood, noise to signal ratio, online content, privacy issues, Results, search, search engine, Seo, social engineering, useless websites, user experience, viable replacement, web development

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5991	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of searching for answers on Google only to be bombarded with useless information and biased results? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only algorithm you need to worry about is how to build the craziest creations.

Forget about Google’s shenanigans, on our server, you can explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity without any restrictions. Build a castle made entirely out of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge a group of zombies to a dance-off – the choice is yours!

So why waste your time sifting through the internet when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated fun? Trust us, once you step foot into our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water

Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, clean water, eco-friendly, Effective removal, environmental impact, Environmental Science, food waste, green technology, innovative technology, painkillers, pharmaceuticals, pollution control, scientists, Sustainable development, sustainable solutions, Waste, waste management, waste recycling, Water, water cleaners, water pollution, water treatment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we turn food waste into water cleaners, because why not? who needs caffeine and painkillers when you can have clean water in minecraft, amirite? our scientists are like wizards, but cooler. come join us and be part of the most insane water cleaning adventure in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena. what more could you possibly want in a minecraft server? come join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OppositionCraft Minecraft Server

activism, alternative media, Censorship, conspiracy theories, controlled opposition, deep state, Disinformation, government manipulation, independent journalism, information warfare, James Corbett, julian assange, Minecraft, OppositionCraft, political agendas, political dissent, Propaganda, Server, Surveillance, truth movement, truth seekers, Whistleblowers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test to see if you’re a true gamer or just a poser! Join us and uncover the truth about who’s really pulling the strings in the Minecraft world. And hey, if you support Julian Assange, you might just find yourself in a whole new level of gameplay. But beware, not everyone is who they seem…except for James Corbett, that guy is legit. So come on, join us and let the games begin!

AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Star Shards Collected:	135	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	110	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	221995	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!