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FramingFoolMinecraftSMP – Building Blocks and Breaking Hearts

advice, advice needed, blocks, BREAKING, building, expensive, field, FRAMING, framing costs, framing expertise, framing industry, framing materials, framing process, framing questions, framing techniques, FramingFoolMinecraftSMP, GRANDPA, Hearts, museum glass, non-troll replies, normal, process, US, ww2 pic

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4650
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive frames in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our SMP where framing is absolutely free! That’s right, no more wasting your hard-earned emeralds on fancy frames. Plus, rumor has it that our museum glass is enchanted to protect your precious ww2 pics from any creeper explosions. So come join us and save those diamonds for something more important, like a diamond sword with looting III!

DramaCraft: Boyfriend Edition

analyzing situations, Asking for help, Boyfriend, cold shoulder, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, dramatic boyfriend, Edition, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, feeling confused, feeling distant, feeling upset, hurt feelings, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationship issues, seeking comfort, seeking understanding, self reflection

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Magic Items Found:	4053	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense gameplay that will leave you questioning everything.

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of trying to figure out what’s wrong with your friends as they deny everything, just like in the story above! – Enjoy the satisfaction of giving the cold shoulder and standing your ground when things get heated. – Witness epic meltdowns and emotional outbursts that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server!

ReddItSMPCultureNav

american culture, American politics, centralized platform, community engagement, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, digital communities, diverse perspectives, Global community, international users, navigating Reddit, online forums, Online platforms, political bias, political discussions, reddit, reddit users, ReddItSMPCultureNav, social media, social-networking, user experience

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7499	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of Reddit being a snooze fest with all its American-centric culture and politics? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics are between Creepers and Endermen.

Navigate our server like a pro by trading diamonds for rare memes, building giant statues of Shrek, and participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary village of meme lords where the villagers speak only in outdated internet slang.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you can join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the memes reign supreme!

PropagandaCraftUSA

America, BRAINWASHING, Deception, Disinformation, fake news, government propaganda, Manipulation, Media bias, Misinformation, political agenda, Propaganda, propaganda campaigns, propaganda control, propaganda influence, propaganda machine, propaganda tactics, propaganda techniques, PropagandaCraftUSA, psychological warfare, social engineering, worst propaganda

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	8211
Potions Brewed:	122	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of hearing about boring politics and fake news? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only propaganda being pushed is the idea that pigs can fly and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters. Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server

assassination plot, deception tactics, false narratives, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, Israeli intelligence, Israelis, journalism ethics, MAYHEM, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, Mossad assassin, political deception, Propaganda, Server, Turkish media, Turkish News, wordplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Potions Brewed:	121
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW.

WarshipCraft: Middle East Mayhem

Conflict, current events, Defense, deployment, deploys, east, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MAYHEM, middle, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern region, Military, naval forces, Navy, News, Report, SECURITY, Tension, united states, US, WarshipCraft, Warships

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

lol u know what’s better than warships in the Middle East? joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. so leave the warships behind and come build some epic structures with us!

Just Released Elemental SMP: Survival Mode, Please Vanish Eventually

collaboration, Community Building, development experience, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Enjoyable Experience, Eventually, Hardware, Lag, long-lasting community, Mode, Nationiers, new community, public server, Quality, released, self-hosted, smooth experience, smp, Suggestions, Survival, System admin, Tech, Trading, vanish, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Overview:	We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our SMP with “Valhelsia 6” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to weigh in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.
Launch Date:	8/1/24
Whitelisted Members:	32
Average Online Players:	5-10
System Admin Team:	Experienced in Minecraft development and community building, hosting a public survival server called Nationiers.
Contact Information:	Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw Modpack – Valhelsia 6 Status – LIVE CORE – Forge

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided by our staff members.

What modpack is being used on the server?

We are using the Valhelsia 6 modpack for our server.

Is the server currently active and live?

Yes, the server is currently live and active with players online.

Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?

Yes, we welcome all community members to share their suggestions and ideas for the server. Your voice matters to us!

How can I contact the server admin team?

You can contact our admin team through our Discord server or in-game on the server.

CancerousCraft Minecraft Server

bad font, cancerous font, CancerousCraft, design, Font, font analysis, font choice, font criticism, font critique, font design, font disaster, font error, font feedback, font mistake, font opinion, font review, font selection, Graphic design, Minecraft, Server, typography, typography fail

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom with a dose of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: 65 IQ Prodigy

ableism, age discrepancy, brain development, cognitive abilities, cognitive differences, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, derogatory language, developmental delay, discrimination, intellectual disability, intellectual functioning, intelligence, IQ score, low iq, maturity level, mental age, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Prodigy, smp, societal attitudes, stigma

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with boring old players? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only requirement is to have an IQ level of 65 or lower! That’s right, we’re looking for players with the brain power of a 12 year old to join our crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!

VeganVillainRuinsTradition

cherished tradition, close-knit family, compromise, family bonding, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, generational recipes, traditional feast, vegan, vegan dishes, VeganVillainRuinsTradition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	823978	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no vegan feasts will ever be forced upon you! Our family-friendly community is all about tradition, but not the kind that involves arguing over dietary preferences.

We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home. Say goodbye to family reunions filled with tofu and kale, and hello to a Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the best diamond armor. Join us now and leave the vegan drama behind!