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DrainedCraft: Where even the zombies are tired of mining!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and only those who can speak llama are allowed to join.

But that’s not all – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit that you have to swim through while being chased by zombie pigmen. And if you survive that, you have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will only communicate with you through interpretive dance? So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama language skills put to the test.

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

bittersweet, Despair, Devastating, emotional, Emotional rollercoaster, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, saddest episode, SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft, sorrowful, tearful, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, unforgettable moments

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ores Mined:	9271
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7975	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern, Archetype Inception, Archetype Inception BB Dubai, Assassin Okita J Sōji, Avenger Xu Fu, bb, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, blocky, C.I.E.L, Costume Dress, Dobrynya Nikitich, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Fuyuki, golden apples, GRAND, karna, Lancer Karna, Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda, Lancer Percival, Main Interlude, Minecraft, Moon Cancer, Moon Cancer Sesshōin Kiara, OC Prologue, Ordeal Call III, Order, pastebin, percival, Rider Bartholomew Roberts, Ruler Artoria Pendragon, Saber Tomoe Gozen, Silver Apples, smp, smpcraft, Summer 2024, tenochtitlan, utility links, Welfare Servant

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2048	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	829728
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	143341
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	5378	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved

Nrf2Craft: Parkinson’s Prevention

anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, Antioxidant Therapy, brain health, Dietary supplements, dopamine, Ecklonia cava, health benefits, herbal medicine, Korean Seaweed, marine algae, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neuroprotection, Nrf2-ARE Pathway, Nrf2Craft, Oxidative Stress, Parkinson’s Disease, parkinsons, polyphenols, Prevention, Preventive Effect

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s infused with Ecklonia cava Polyphenols that have a magical effect on your Minecraft experience.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you come across a rare ore that glows with the power of the Nrf2-ARE pathway. Your character starts glowing with energy, and you feel unstoppable as you conquer the world around you.

But that’s not all! The Ecklonia cava Polyphenols also have a preventive effect on Parkinson’s Disease in the game. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your character getting sick and slowing down. You’ll be zooming around the map like a speed demon, taking down enemies left and right.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the power of Ecklonia cava Polyphenols for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!