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BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

BaguetteCraft, Beaten, brand, BUTCHER, CHOPPED, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, fear, French, garage, halal, hate crime, Kidnapped, live together, North African, Police, Pork, social media, threatened, tiktok, Video, violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

Allowance, Crafty, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Day, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, foreign people, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Husbands, husbands get allowance, Japan, Men, Minecraft, progress, rule, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Train, Women, Women’s only train, Women’s day, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crops Grown:	8299	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

#youtube, Adventure, Adventures, Anya Melfissa, Anya-Petra, beauty, collaboration, content creators, Crafty, culture, Entertainment, Explore, fashion, Food, Friends, Fun, Global, influencers, Lifestyle, McCraftface, Petra Gurin, travel, vlogs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	309	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

CraftyN00bs, cry, current events, digital age, envy, Frustration, humor, Imagine, internet culture, internet slang, Jealousy, meme, Nevada, NVfag, NVfags, Online Community, online identity, right now, sarcasm, social media, trending, viral, virtual reality

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

Achievements, biden, Bitcoin, Brew, Covenants, Crafty, CREEPERS, dumb contracts, fraud, fraud prevention, History, Jail, julian assange, lightning network, ln+, loss prevention, Losses, Potions, RUN, Scared, Sentence, solitary confinement, standardizing functions, trump, Vote, witches

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Emeralds Found:	6752
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, Wedding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1093
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Baldies, balding, balding awareness, balding community, balding confidence, balding emotions, balding feel, balding games, balding insecurities, balding journey, balding remedies, balding self-esteem, balding solutions, balding struggles, balding support, blocky, Gaming, hair loss, HairRaising, Minecraft, tfw balding, tfw baldingany, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

blood and guts, brutal scenes, disturbing content, disturbing scenes, explicit content, explicit gore, extreme violence, Gore, goreporn, Goretastic, gory scenes, graphic content, graphic violence, gruesome images, Horror, Kingdom, not for the faint-hearted, NSFW, rekt, shock value, viewer discretion advised, violent images

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.