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Hvor Mange? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, calculation, Counting, data, estimation, Examination, Guessing, hvor, HVOR MANGE, inquiry, investigation, mange, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, Quantity, question.., research, smp, statistics, survey, uncertainty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide on command.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CookingCraft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, personal growth, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, stepsiblings, Support, teaching

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as your family? Look no further! Join our server where step-siblings fight over who gets to use the diamond pickaxe first, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!

Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!

WeddingCraft2021

bridesmaid drama, family bullying, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, guest list drama, halloween wedding, last minute changes, power struggle, QR codes, satanic wedding, uninvited guests, uninviting guests, venue waitlist, wedding drama, wedding drama aftermath, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Holy Grails Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream Halloween wedding without any interference from your mom, grandma, or uninvited aunt!

On our server, you can design the perfect spooky venue, invite only the guests who support your vision, and even replace any bridesmaids who dare to step out of line. Plus, with our exclusive QR code check-in system, you can ensure that only the true supporters of your wedding are allowed to attend.

Don’t let anyone bully you into changing your plans – join our server and show them that you won’t be messed with! Who knew planning a virtual wedding could be so liberating and drama-free?

NoAnonNoProblem Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital identity, internet, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet regulations, Minecraft, NoAnonNoProblem, online accountability, online behavior, online communication, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, online tracking, personal information, privacy concerns, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anonymity is strictly forbidden! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. If you want to thrive in this world, you better be on good terms with our llama overlords.

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant potato.

3. We have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for…wait for it…potatoes. Yes, potatoes are the currency of choice in our world.

4. The only way to gain admin privileges on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Can you bust a move well enough to earn the ultimate power?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ghosts, potatoes, and dance battles, join our Minecraft SMP today!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, fear, insomnia, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Night terrors, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, overthinking, panic attacks, phobias, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, sleepless nights, stress, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crops Grown:	6511	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll be kept up all night by the spine-chilling sounds of…cows! That’s right, these cows have a secret agenda and they’re out to get you! Join our server if you dare to face the terror of the evil cows and their diabolical plans for world domination. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride filled with moo-tastic adventures!

CraftyRussia Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyRussia, current events, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, European capitals, european union, financial institutions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global finance, government decisions, imf, international organizations, international relations, Minecraft, Outrage, political backlash, political tensions, Russia visit, Server, world news

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancing for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your house into a freakin’ castle in seconds.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows? It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?). See ya there, homies!

PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

climate change, disaster management, disaster relief, Edition, emergency declaration, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, environmental crisis, evacuation, extreme weather, Forest fires, government response, natural disasters, out of control, portugal, PortuGrief, state of calamity, Wildfire, wildfire prevention, wildfire season, Wildfires

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Krueger Street Minecraft

city planning, dead trees, Elm Streets, Elm trees, fictional characters, freddy krueger, Halloween, horror film characters, horror movie references, horror movies, krueger, Krueger Street, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie trivia, nightmare on elm street, pop culture, spooky streets, street, street names, tree diseases, tree removal, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	3365	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Towns Built:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the Elm trees are dead. Why, you ask? Because Freddy Krueger himself came and turned them all into spooky haunted trees! Now, every street is a Krueger Street, filled with jump scares and creepy crawlies. But don’t worry, you can join our server and become a fearless warrior, fighting off the evil Freddy and his army of zombie trees. Plus, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to bringing the Elm trees back to life and restoring peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WaveCraft: Slab Study & Fresnel Fun

Boundary Conditions, computational analysis, Dielectric materials, Electrodynamics, electromagnetic waves, Fresnel, Fresnel drag, Fresnel equations, Fun, light scattering, Maxwell’s equations, Moving dielectric slab, Numerical modeling, Numerical study, optical properties, optics, PHYSICS., Plane wave, simulation, slab, study, wave interference, Wave propagation, wave theory, WaveCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other, it got a moving dielectric slab dat gets illuminated by a plane wave, like wut even is dat? and don’t even get me started on da Fresnel Drag, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. u gotta join dis server to experience da madness for urself, trust me u won’t regret it. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure, u gotta see it to believe it. so come on, join us on dis epic adventure and let’s conquer da minecraft world together!

NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

Adventure, backups, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, mincraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Plugins, restarts, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, servername, simp, STRONG, Survival, world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.