nobody039s – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Finally Happened SMP: The Minecraft Comedy Show

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: a group of llamas riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the mobs are getting in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and a never-ending supply of cake. And did I mention the flying pigs? Oh yes, we have those too. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

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ReptileRage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of arguing with your significant other about getting a pet snake? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your very own virtual reptile sanctuary.

Imagine the thrill of hunting down a sneaky snake that has escaped its enclosure, all from the safety of your own basement (in-game, of course). And if snakes aren’t your thing, don’t worry – we have exotic lizards that will outgrow their enclosures just like in real life.

Forget about expensive gym memberships, on our server, you can work out your frustrations by mining for diamonds and battling virtual mobs. So come join us and let your reptile-loving fantasies run wild – no real money required, just a sense of humor and a love for all things scaly!

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AmpReturn12YearsAgoAITAH

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of holding onto what’s rightfully yours, even if it means risking it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of defending your precious items, just like this player defended his beloved guitar amp from his nephew’s clutches. Imagine the epic battles that could ensue as you fight to keep what’s rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Who needs a diamond sword when you have a legendary amp to protect? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a guardian of sentimental value!

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WebWiz Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever heard of the Minecraft SMP where the admins ride around on flying pigs and the players can summon llamas to do their bidding? It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary golden potato. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

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MineCraftProSkills

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Forget learning how to tie your shoes or do basic math, the most useful skill you can learn is how to dominate in PvP on our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of combat, slaying foes left and right with your epic skills. Who needs real-life skills when you can be a virtual warrior? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why waste your time learning boring stuff when you could be battling it out in the virtual world instead? Join us now and start your epic journey to PvP greatness!

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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

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lolz this server is like getting a $125 million military aid package for Ukraine but in minecraft form. imagine all the epic battles you can have with your friends, taking down enemies and conquering lands like a boss. join now and be part of the ultimate minecraft army, ready to dominate the virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something as epic as this? come on, don’t miss out on the fun and excitement. join now and let the madness begin!

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SpaceDebrisCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in space, minding your own business, when suddenly this chinese rocket comes out of nowhere and just like, explodes into a bajillion pieces. like, talk about a fireworks show, amirite?

anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.

so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!

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Unsuccessful Conquests of Hunterra: Where even the mods get lost

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Conquest of Hunterra Server Overview

Features	Description
Nutrition & Seasons	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path from simple farmer to lord based on accomplishments.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When did the server launch?

The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

2. What version is the server on?

The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

3. How can I join the server?

We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Visit our Discord link and apply to become part of our community.

5. Where can I find the modpack for the server?

You can find the modpack here.

6. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server here.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where even the NPCs have political opinions! This server is so crazy, you might even have visions of famous politicians like Trump telling you to join. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have political prophecies instead? Come join us and see what other outrageous things await you in this wacky world!

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ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where inflation is the name of the game! Forget about investing in boring blue chip stocks, join us and invest in virtual diamonds and emeralds instead!

Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.

And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

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