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  • Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

    Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that leads to a giant cake made of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and won! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

    SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

    FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

    Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Which Minecraft servers are like AbsolutGG ?

    Which Minecraft servers are like AbsolutGG ?

    New Minecraft Servers

      • Nether Depths: This server offers a similar immersive experience with features like a custom economy system, quests, and unique dungeons to explore. Players can also enjoy community events and PvP battles to keep the gameplay exciting.

      • CraftyMinds: With a focus on creativity and building, CraftyMinds provides a similar experience to AbsolutGG for players who enjoy constructing impressive structures and exploring new worlds. The server offers custom plugins and events to keep players engaged.

      • Celestial Realms: This server combines elements of survival and RPG gameplay, offering players a unique and immersive experience. With features like custom mobs, quests, and a diverse trading system, Celestial Realms is perfect for those looking for a server similar to AbsolutGG .

      • MysticCraft: If you’re a fan of Slimefun and custom plugins, MysticCraft is the perfect server for you. With a focus on enhancing the vanilla Minecraft experience, players can enjoy new crafting recipes, custom items, and unique gameplay mechanics that set this server apart.

      • Rainbow Realms: For players who enjoy a mix of survival, PvP, and roleplaying elements, Rainbow Realms provides a diverse and engaging experience. With a variety of custom features and events, this server offers a similar immersive experience to AbsolutGG while adding its own unique twist.

    jogar.absolutgg.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Killrace Junior High School

    Killrace Junior High School

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Kill race w/ leaderboard, resets monthly.

    PvP based, similar to lifesteal, endfights, weekly events. A very fun server with no BS plugins.

    104.238.220.130:27611

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Torrent Network: Lifesteal, No Regrets SMP, Creative, SkyFactions – Coming Eventually

    Torrent Network: Lifesteal, No Regrets SMP, Creative, SkyFactions – Coming Eventually

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP torrentsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/torrent
    Versions Java & Bedrock 1.17-Latest

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen that launched June 1st, 2024.

    Features:

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    Survival:

      • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
      • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
      • Quests with custom storylines and lore
      • Fully integrated economy system
      • Welcoming community
      • Custom armor and tools
      • Anti-grief

    SkyFactions (Launches October):

      • Skyblock; with some twists
      • The ability to raid other islands!
      • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
      • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

    Lifesteal:

      • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
      • Epic PvP
      • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
      • Crates
      • Movecraft
      • King of the Hill
      • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
      • Ranks, both free and paid
      • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
      • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions from version 1.17 onwards.
    Is griefing allowed on the Lifesteal server? Yes, griefing and stealing are allowed on the Lifesteal server for added gameplay dynamics.
    When will the SkyFactions server be launched? The SkyFactions server is scheduled to launch in October.
    Are there any custom items available on the servers? Yes, there are epic custom items and gear available on all servers to enhance gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cunt Sportstars Minecraft Server

    Cunt Sportstars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where sportstars in your country are the main attraction! Watch as Cristiano Ronaldo builds a mansion made entirely of diamonds while LeBron James battles creepers with his bare hands. And don’t even get us started on Usain Bolt’s lightning-fast mining skills! Join now for a chance to team up with your favorite athletes and conquer the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of bag holding!

    Embark on epic quests to find hidden heritage, participate in extracurricular activities with Trinity, and face the fury of Set in Limit Break Assault. But beware, the ShiroKuro indoors assault will test your sanity with yellow damage!

    Join us for the Joint Firing Drill where shooting skills are put to the test, and don’t miss out on the Grand Assault against Perorodzilla with purple torment. Plus, enjoy double commissions and normals for extra loot!

    But wait, there’s more! In our New Year’s Aperitif event, you can party with Akari, Haruna, Fuuka, and Junko. Take on the Grand Assault against Binah in an urban setting with special armor torment.

    With 2x lessons, scrimmage, hards, and commissions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkCraft: Momzilla Ruins Lives

    ChunkCraft: Momzilla Ruins Lives

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy eating habits and active lifestyles! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called a heartless sister for wanting your brother to “starve” ever again.

    On our server, we have a special quest where you have to air fry your fries instead of deep frying them, just like in the real world. But be careful, because your character can always tell when they are air fried and might reject them!

    We also have a mini-game where you have to provide cookies and milk for snacks to an obese child, but if they don’t want them, you might just be accused of “starving” them. It’s a wild ride of emotions and family drama, just like in the story above!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own sanity and family dynamics, join us now! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP