Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

Attention, criticism, Media, public opinion, controversy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that leads to a giant cake made of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and won! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join now and let the laughter begin!

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

unreliable player, bullshit, good riddance, wrestling, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

Minecraft, PALS, gtbe, madness, making games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

MistyMC Towny Fun Awaits!

MistyMC, Thriving Player Community, Tailored Player Experience, expansive exploration zones, Customizable Town Dynamics

🏰 Welcome to MistyMC

🌿 A Brand New Towny Adventure in Beta!

IP: mc.mistymc.pro

Version: 1.18+

🔥 Tired of the same old servers?

Be part of something NEW!

MistyMC is a fresh Towny survival server in beta, and we want YOU to help shape its future!

Whether you’re a:

🏗️ Builder ready to found the next capital city
⚔️ Adventurer craving fun and quests
🧠 Idea machine who loves feedback

This is your time.

🎯 What we offer (so far):

🌍 Daily jobs
🏘️ Classic Towny stuff
💸 Fair economy
🎁 Beta-only rewards
📣 Talk to the owner for ideas!

💡 Your voice matters. We want your thoughts during beta — your ideas can shape the server.

🕹️ Join now!

Be one of the first to build a new world:

IP: mc.mistymc.pro

Version: 1.18+

🌫️ MistyMC — A World Waiting to Be Built. By You.

HUNGER BOUND SMP: HEARTS UP!

player-driven economy, Hunger, bound, community-driven gameplay, Griefing Allowed Gameplay

What is Hunger Bound?

Hunger Bound is a hardcore SMP for those who crave a real test. You start with 1 heart and grow stronger by eating new foods. No easy mode here. Only the toughest will survive.

Core Features

Start with 1 heart (2 HP)
Gain max health by trying new foods. Each new food gives +1 HP
Max out at 42 HP (21 hearts)
Die once and reset your progress
Die three times and get auto-banned (ban times get longer)
Eat the same food three times? Get hit with Hunger, Nausea, or Poison
Eat new foods for buffs like Speed, Strength, and Regeneration
Track your journey with a custom advancement tree
Progress saved per world even after restarts
World resets each season for a fresh start

Hardcore Systems

Death Ban: Three deaths mean auto-ban. Starts at 6 hours, doubles each time
Revival System: Bring back banned pals with a craftable Orb of Revival
Death Chest: Your head goes in a chest with your name, hearts at death, last food eaten, and days survived

Brand New: Custom Guild System

Create and manage your own guilds
Team up for survival or domination
Promote, demote, and organize your members
Set a guild home and use custom guild chat
Form alliances or rivalries with other guilds
Guilds have their own bank system and home permissions

Survival, PvP, and Community

PvP is always on. Fight or ally, it’s your call
Griefing, traps, and stealing are fair game
No land claims, no kits, no pay-to-win
No combat logging
Just join—no installs needed

New Player Onboarding

First-time players get a custom in-game book that shows:

How to earn hearts and survive
How buffs and debuffs work
How death bans and revivals work
How to use the guild system
Tips for early survival and food variety

Everything is automatic and fully server-side. Just join and play.

Ready to Prove Yourself?

Join a small, active community of brave survivors, explorers, and guild leaders. Your feedback is welcome!

Discord: discord.gg/xYhMu3hM7T Version: Minecraft 1.21.6 (Java Edition) Client: Vanilla or Fabric. No mods required

Seasonal resets keep things fresh. Join now and see how far you can go!

KarlssonSMP: Fresh Fun Awaits!

player-driven economy, quality-of-life enhancements, Custom armor statues, multiplayer sleep feature, in-game cosmetic variety

Welcome to karlssonSMP! 🎉

🚀 New Season 5 Launching: July 4th, 2025!

Since August 2023, karlssonSMP has turned from a small crew into a fun place for all. Here, it feels like gaming with pals, whether you’re a chill builder or a tough survivalist.

⚔️ Cool Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Make your builds pop with cool armor stands.
Mini Blocks & Mob Heads: Add fun details and collect mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Keep your builds safe from harm.
Multiplayer Sleep: No more waiting alone for night to end.
Shopping District: Buy and sell in a player-run market.
Squaremap: Check out the world map right from your browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every 6 months to keep it fun!
Simple Voice Chat: Chat easily with your friends.
Player Head Drops: Show off your PvP wins with trophies.
Silence Me Datapack: Mute those loud mobs when needed.
Universal Dyeing Datapack: Get creative with dyes.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

Choose from free and premium cosmetics to show off your style!

🎥 Content Creators Welcome:

If you stream or make videos, come share your fun with us! Your creativity is wanted here.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We keep it fair and safe. No stealing, cheating, or griefing allowed!

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21.7

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is easy! Head to our Discord server, fill out an app, and get ready for fun. Our crew can’t wait to meet you!

Join the Adventure Today! ✨

Sunfall Infuse SMP: Power Awaits!

dynamic player interactions, Strategic PvP Mechanics, intense player rivalries, No Griefing Community, Sunfall

☀️ SUNFALL INFUSE SMP (S2 Revamped) ☠️

One Kill Can Change Everything. Will You Survive the Fall?

Discord: Join Here

🧪 Infuse Mechanics

Kill to Gain Power: Each kill gives you buffs.
Die to Lose: Death means losing your gains.

⚔️ What to Expect

🧬 Infusion System: Get potion effects from foes or lose them if you fall.
🔮 Reviver & Enhancer Items: Beat death or boost your skills.
🛡️ Strategic PvP: Every fight matters, make it count!
👥 Tight-knit Community: No griefing, just fun and fair play.

🕒 Weekly Events

💀 Permadeath Stakes: Risk it all!
🎁 Hidden Relics & Quests: Find treasures and complete tasks.

🔥 Now Open for New Players! Join the Sunfall and make your mark in a world where power is earned in blood.

OMNI CRAFT VANILLA PVP Fun!

Innovative Building Designs, custom crafting recipes, Interactive Roleplaying Scenarios, Legendary Boss Encounters, cooperative gameplay strategies

OMNI CRAFT [VANILLA] {PVP}

Welcome to Omni Craft! A chill semi-anarchy server (ON JAVA) with a fun crowd! Come hang out!

Rules

No cheats!
No hacked clients or mods.
Play like a true vanilla champ.

Server Info

Version: 1.21.4
IP Address: 54.39.8.22:25599

Join Us!

We hope you join and have loads of fun!

Discord

Chat with us on Discord: Join Here

Come play and make some pals!

Vanilla Haven Semi-Anarchy No Hacks

Immersive Survival Environment, vanilla survival experience, Haven, Infinite World Freedom, Player-Centric Design

Vanilla Haven [Semi-Anarchy] {No Hacks}

Launched: 2024 Host: Northeast Canada Best for: North America & Europe

Server Type:

Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server
Near-vanilla survival with few rules

Online:

24/7
Minecraft Java Edition 1.21.5
Bedrock support via port 19132

World Features:

Infinite world, no border
Explore, build, or grief freely
No land claims, no resets
PvP and griefing allowed

Commands:

/spawn
/sethome
/tpa
Clans

Gameplay Tweaks:

Phantoms are off
Nether roof access is a go
Only half need to sleep to skip night

Rules:

No exploits
No duping
No lag machines

Join Us!

Check out our server and have fun!

FAQ

Why rules if it’s semi-anarchy? Total chaos leads to lag and cheaters. We want fun with some limits.
Why have /home and /spawn? These help cut down on burnout and make it easier to explore and build.
Are there ranks or perks? Yes! Optional ranks give extra homes and chat flair. No unfair edges, just fun!

Join the fun at Vanilla Haven!

Nobody Cares.

🏰 Welcome to MistyMC

🔥 Tired of the same old servers?

🎯 What we offer (so far):

🕹️ Join now!

What is Hunger Bound?

Core Features

Hardcore Systems

Brand New: Custom Guild System

Survival, PvP, and Community

New Player Onboarding

Ready to Prove Yourself?

Welcome to karlssonSMP! 🎉

🚀 New Season 5 Launching: July 4th, 2025!

⚔️ Cool Features:

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

🎥 Content Creators Welcome:

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

🔒 Server Details:

⏩ How to Join:

Join the Adventure Today! ✨

☀️ SUNFALL INFUSE SMP (S2 Revamped) ☠️

🧪 Infuse Mechanics

⚔️ What to Expect

🕒 Weekly Events

OMNI CRAFT [VANILLA] {PVP}

Rules

Server Info

Join Us!

Discord

Vanilla Haven [Semi-Anarchy] {No Hacks}

Join Us!

FAQ