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  • Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

    Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that leads to a giant cake made of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and won! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

    SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

    FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

    Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MistyMC Towny Fun Awaits!

    MistyMC Towny Fun Awaits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿฐ Welcome to MistyMC

    ๐ŸŒฟ A Brand New Towny Adventure in Beta!

    IP: mc.mistymc.pro

    Version: 1.18+


    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Tired of the same old servers?

    Be part of something NEW!

    MistyMC is a fresh Towny survival server in beta, and we want YOU to help shape its future!

    Whether youโ€™re a:

      • ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Builder ready to found the next capital city
      • โš”๏ธ Adventurer craving fun and quests
      • ๐Ÿง  Idea machine who loves feedback

    This is your time.


    ๐ŸŽฏ What we offer (so far):

      • ๐ŸŒ Daily jobs
      • ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Classic Towny stuff
      • ๐Ÿ’ธ Fair economy
      • ๐ŸŽ Beta-only rewards
      • ๐Ÿ“ฃ Talk to the owner for ideas!

    ๐Ÿ’ก Your voice matters. We want your thoughts during beta โ€” your ideas can shape the server.


    ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ Join now!

    Be one of the first to build a new world:

    IP: mc.mistymc.pro

    Version: 1.18+

    ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ MistyMC โ€” A World Waiting to Be Built. By You.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HUNGER BOUND SMP: HEARTS UP!

    HUNGER BOUND SMP: HEARTS UP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is Hunger Bound?

    Hunger Bound is a hardcore SMP for those who crave a real test. You start with 1 heart and grow stronger by eating new foods. No easy mode here. Only the toughest will survive.

    Core Features

      • Start with 1 heart (2 HP)
      • Gain max health by trying new foods. Each new food gives +1 HP
      • Max out at 42 HP (21 hearts)
      • Die once and reset your progress
      • Die three times and get auto-banned (ban times get longer)
      • Eat the same food three times? Get hit with Hunger, Nausea, or Poison
      • Eat new foods for buffs like Speed, Strength, and Regeneration
      • Track your journey with a custom advancement tree
      • Progress saved per world even after restarts
      • World resets each season for a fresh start

    Hardcore Systems

      • Death Ban: Three deaths mean auto-ban. Starts at 6 hours, doubles each time
      • Revival System: Bring back banned pals with a craftable Orb of Revival
      • Death Chest: Your head goes in a chest with your name, hearts at death, last food eaten, and days survived

    Brand New: Custom Guild System

      • Create and manage your own guilds
      • Team up for survival or domination
      • Promote, demote, and organize your members
      • Set a guild home and use custom guild chat
      • Form alliances or rivalries with other guilds
      • Guilds have their own bank system and home permissions

    Survival, PvP, and Community

      • PvP is always on. Fight or ally, itโ€™s your call
      • Griefing, traps, and stealing are fair game
      • No land claims, no kits, no pay-to-win
      • No combat logging
      • Just joinโ€”no installs needed

    New Player Onboarding

    First-time players get a custom in-game book that shows:

      • How to earn hearts and survive
      • How buffs and debuffs work
      • How death bans and revivals work
      • How to use the guild system
      • Tips for early survival and food variety

    Everything is automatic and fully server-side. Just join and play.

    Ready to Prove Yourself?

    Join a small, active community of brave survivors, explorers, and guild leaders. Your feedback is welcome!

    Discord: discord.gg/xYhMu3hM7T Version: Minecraft 1.21.6 (Java Edition) Client: Vanilla or Fabric. No mods required

    Seasonal resets keep things fresh. Join now and see how far you can go!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KarlssonSMP: Fresh Fun Awaits!

    KarlssonSMP: Fresh Fun Awaits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP! ๐ŸŽ‰

    ๐Ÿš€ New Season 5 Launching: July 4th, 2025!

    Since August 2023, karlssonSMP has turned from a small crew into a fun place for all. Here, it feels like gaming with pals, whether youโ€™re a chill builder or a tough survivalist.

    โš”๏ธ Cool Features:

      • Custom Armor Statues: Make your builds pop with cool armor stands.
      • Mini Blocks & Mob Heads: Add fun details and collect mob heads.
      • Anti-Grief Measures: Keep your builds safe from harm.
      • Multiplayer Sleep: No more waiting alone for night to end.
      • Shopping District: Buy and sell in a player-run market.
      • Squaremap: Check out the world map right from your browser.
      • Map Resets: Fresh starts every 6 months to keep it fun!
      • Simple Voice Chat: Chat easily with your friends.
      • Player Head Drops: Show off your PvP wins with trophies.
      • Silence Me Datapack: Mute those loud mobs when needed.
      • Universal Dyeing Datapack: Get creative with dyes.

    ๐Ÿ’Ž In-Game Cosmetics:

    Choose from free and premium cosmetics to show off your style!

    ๐ŸŽฅ Content Creators Welcome:

    If you stream or make videos, come share your fun with us! Your creativity is wanted here.

    ๐Ÿšซ Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We keep it fair and safe. No stealing, cheating, or griefing allowed!

    ๐Ÿ”’ Server Details:

      • Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
      • Location: Europe
      • Current Version: 1.21.7

    โฉ How to Join:

    Joining is easy! Head to our Discord server, fill out an app, and get ready for fun. Our crew canโ€™t wait to meet you!

    Join the Adventure Today! โœจ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sunfall Infuse SMP: Power Awaits!

    Sunfall Infuse SMP: Power Awaits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    โ˜€๏ธ SUNFALL INFUSE SMP (S2 Revamped) โ˜ ๏ธ

    One Kill Can Change Everything. Will You Survive the Fall?

    Discord: Join Here


    ๐Ÿงช Infuse Mechanics

      • Kill to Gain Power: Each kill gives you buffs.
      • Die to Lose: Death means losing your gains.

    โš”๏ธ What to Expect

      • ๐Ÿงฌ Infusion System: Get potion effects from foes or lose them if you fall.
      • ๐Ÿ”ฎ Reviver & Enhancer Items: Beat death or boost your skills.
      • ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Strategic PvP: Every fight matters, make it count!
      • ๐Ÿ‘ฅ Tight-knit Community: No griefing, just fun and fair play.

    ๐Ÿ•’ Weekly Events

      • ๐Ÿ’€ Permadeath Stakes: Risk it all!
      • ๐ŸŽ Hidden Relics & Quests: Find treasures and complete tasks.

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Now Open for New Players! Join the Sunfall and make your mark in a world where power is earned in blood.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OMNI CRAFT VANILLA PVP Fun!

    OMNI CRAFT VANILLA PVP Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMNI CRAFT [VANILLA] {PVP}

    Welcome to Omni Craft! A chill semi-anarchy server (ON JAVA) with a fun crowd! Come hang out!

    Rules

      • No cheats!
      • No hacked clients or mods.
      • Play like a true vanilla champ.

    Server Info

      • Version: 1.21.4
      • IP Address: 54.39.8.22:25599

    Join Us!

    We hope you join and have loads of fun!

    Discord

    Chat with us on Discord: Join Here

    Come play and make some pals!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vanilla Haven Semi-Anarchy No Hacks

    Vanilla Haven Semi-Anarchy No Hacks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla Haven [Semi-Anarchy] {No Hacks}

    Launched: 2024 Host: Northeast Canada Best for: North America & Europe


    Server Type:

      • Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server
      • Near-vanilla survival with few rules

    Online:

    World Features:

      • Infinite world, no border
      • Explore, build, or grief freely
      • No land claims, no resets
      • PvP and griefing allowed

    Commands:

      • /spawn
      • /sethome
      • /tpa
      • Clans

    Gameplay Tweaks:

      • Phantoms are off
      • Nether roof access is a go
      • Only half need to sleep to skip night

    Rules:

      • No exploits
      • No duping
      • No lag machines

    Join Us!

    Check out our server and have fun!


    FAQ

      • Why rules if itโ€™s semi-anarchy? Total chaos leads to lag and cheaters. We want fun with some limits.

      • Why have /home and /spawn? These help cut down on burnout and make it easier to explore and build.

      • Are there ranks or perks? Yes! Optional ranks give extra homes and chat flair. No unfair edges, just fun!

    Join the fun at Vanilla Haven!

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