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Attention, Backlash, big deal, Celebrity, comedian, comedy, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, forced, Media, Minecraft, News, nobody cares., overblown, public opinion, Puerto, Puerto Rico, rico, smp, social media, Such, trending, Unnecessary, viral

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that leads to a giant cake made of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and won! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join now and let the laughter begin!

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5655	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6712	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

gtbe, horror game, madness, making games, Minecraft, nobody cares., PALS, picrel, pixelated, total war, what did they mean

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FatalityWorld – The best copy of reallyworld! Minecraft server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

A server tailored for players! There are wipes on it and 1st place in the top receives rewards in the form of game currency or donations. You can hang yourself and get a donation for free!

mc.fatalityworld.ru

MixMine

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

Excellent lobby server and PvP mini-games with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂 Here you will find everything you like. We also have nothing extra!

mc.mixmine.ru

Nx empire

Crates, Custom spawn, Faction Survival, Factions, Kit PvP, Lootcrates, PvP, smp, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	2087
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

► Unique Server Experience – Unique Server Layout – 16 MILLION block custom map – DiscordSRV

► Lots of Quality-Of-Life Changes – No phantoms – No creepers.

nxempire.mysrv.us

Dynasty

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Dynasty is a classic geopol server.

Features? [+] Towny, McMMOS, Vehicles, and the good old gold economy!

Discord? https://discord.gg/uuua676quj

dynastymc.org

AlfLand server Minecraft

Anarchy, Donations, Economy, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

The owner of the AlfLand server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.alfland.ru

Wonderland Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Votes:	9977
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

This server includes a fun community, parkour, kitpvp, skyblock and a SMP world! (more minigames will be added soon!). so if you are looking for a vanilla survival server to join look no longer!

zwieber.mcserv.me

Pixelmon adventure

Casino, Economy, Gyms, Land Claim, Need Players, Need Staff, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Shops, pokemon

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Check out the Discord for instructions on installation!– https://discord.gg/sjuKm5Nhmp

Welcome to our custom Pixelmon modpack server! Are you ready to put your skills to the test in our challenging gyms and battle against the Elite Four?

But that’s not all – our server also features unique custom towns, each with their own distinct personality. Imagine building your own home in a bustling city or setting up shop in a quiet countryside village. The possibilities are endless!

As we grow, we want to create a welcoming community of players to populate the cities and explore the vast world of Pixelmon. You can even purchase your own property to buy, sell, and trade with other players.

And if you’re looking for something to do, grab your camera and go on a Pixelmon hunt – snap some amazing pictures of the creatures you encounter!

Join us now and be a part of our exciting server adventure.

s26.oddblox.us:25791

LibarianNetwork

Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Website coming soon!

Write stories on a newly launched, unique server. Our helpful staff are always available between 10:00 and 20:00. TGF: after a few days

libarian.aternos.me

MiraLux | WaterIsland | Minecraft PvP server

Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8902	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gods Slained:	0

MiraLux is a world of new opportunities and unique mechanics!

◈ Survival on an island in the poisonous ocean alone or with friends.

◈ Trading platform (auction) for trading items.

◈ Research underwater laboratories to receive unique rewards.

◈ Opening cases with a chance for valuable items.

◈ Well-thought-out system of rewards and artifacts.

◈ PvP mode for fighting other players and earning game currency.

◈ Participation in legendary events and quests.

Become the best among everyone, explore, fight, survive!

miralux.gamepvp.ru

iByteGaming Survival

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

-It’s Here!-

iByteGaming has finally released a 1.16.4 server! We are excited to share it with everyone! One of the biggest questions when considering a new server, is, “What does this have to offer?” I’m going to break this up for anyone that is interested. We are running a Paper Spigot server, which means the server is very optimized and very lightweight. It’s hosted on a beefy dedicated server, collocated in a fiber-lit datacenter in California. A lag-free environment is our goal for this server. The Minecraft server itself also has a bunch of plugins. Below is a breakdown of what we’ve decided to add.

mc.ibytegaming.com