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CraftyLefty Minecraft Server

Admiration, American politics, Bravery, character traits, CraftyLefty, Democrat, determination, ear blown off, hail of gunfire, inspiring, loyalty, Minecraft, Noble, political beliefs, Presidential election, resilience, Server, surprising choice, Trump supporter, Unconventional, unexpected decision, unique qualities, voting for Trump

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate survival challenge! Just like Trump, our players never back down, even in the face of danger. Imagine building your base while dodging arrows and creepers, just like Trump dodged that hail of gunfire. And if you ever lose an ear in battle, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of spare ears lying around for you to pick up and reattach. So come join us and show off your resilience, just like our favorite one-eared president!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

20s, Achievements, Adulthood, Adventure, blockparty, bucket list, celebration, EXCITEMENT, family, Friends, Fun, goals, Life Changes, Memories, milestone birthday, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, travel, turning 30

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to relive your glory days of building blocky masterpieces and battling creepers? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started dancing the Macarena every time someone passed by. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Trust us, your last year of your 20’s will be the best one yet.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward dates, awkward moments, bad date experiences, bad dates, CraftyDateDisaster, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, disastrous dates, embarrassing dates, nightmare dates, terrible dates, worst date, worst date ever, worst date stories, worst first date

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, peace talks, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, West

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

AngleCraft360

270 degrees, 270-degree angle, AngleCraft360, angles, angles in a circle, circle, circle measurements, Circles, Degrees, geometric angles, geometric shapes, Geometry, Math, math concepts, mathematical angles, Mathematics, measurements, quarter circle, quarter points, shapes, Trigonometry

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the 270-degree angle like it’s our best friend. forget about the boring ol’ 90, 180, and 360 degrees – we’re all about that weird and wacky 270!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of the 270-degree angle in minecraft!

Little boy

Brazil, Clans, Economy, Events, Fun, little boy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pets, Server, Shops, Survival, Wars

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Animals Bred:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🌟 Welcome to Minezinho 🌟 🛡️ The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! 🛡️IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Be part of the largest and most welcoming Minecraft server in the Brazilian community! At Minezinho, we offer an unparalleled gaming experience with a diverse and friendly community.– ⚔️ Skill System (mcMMO)– 🏰 Clans and Wars– 💰 Dynamic Economy– 🎁 Reward Boxes– 🐾 Pets– 🔄 Exchange System– 📅 Daily Events– ✨ And much more!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🎉 Your Fun is Our Priority 🎉minezinho.com━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

jogar.minezinho.com:27045

Tomoso’s SMP (bland as unseasoned chicken)

1.20.6, bland, chicken, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Land Claims, located, Minecraft, original, Papermc, Plugins, Preserve, quality of life, RUN, select, Server, smp, Tomosos, unseasoned, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Votes:	3621
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

A: We have a diamond based economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.

Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

Bigotry, blocky, Desi, Disasters, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, harmful stereotypes, hate, Hate Speech, immigration, Indian Immigrants, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server

2019, current events, economic uncertainty, global events, global perspective, historical events, impactful events, international relations, internationally, last tolerable year, LastTolerableYear, major changes, memorable year, Minecraft, pivotal moments, political turmoil, Server, significant year, social unrest, speaking, world affairs, world news, Year In Review

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	899233
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Remember the good old days of 2019 when everything was still somewhat normal? Well, forget about that because this Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

art shows, baseball, Business, career, children, dance recitals, family, finance company, Guilt, high position, long hours, Minecraft, missed events, parenting, Priorities, provide for family, Sacrifices, Server, soccer games, sports games, travel, work meetings, work-life balance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!